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Mustafa: The Middle East's Best Kept Secret By Sol Neeman

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INT. IRANIAN WAR ROOM - DAY BELLY DANCERS covered head to toe in black burkas slowly waltz around the room. Nude female figures are painted on the burkas. 12 GENERALS sit around a carpet sipping tea. At the head, is AHMADINEJAD. A HOLOGRAM of AYATOLLAH KHOMEINI appears, his face full of rage. Behind him, in the hologram, is a PHOTO OF TRUMP'S FACE. On a dart board. ________________ Stuck to the photo are 10 hot kabob skews. GENERAL IRADJ, 40s, speaks up first. GENERAL IRADJ Dear supreme leader. Our plans for operation Sikh Kabob is ready. Our forces are waiting your operation. KHOMEINI Excellent. The time has come to teach those infidels a lesson. We will bring complete destruction onto them. Launch operation Sikh Kabob. Within the hologram, we see chef take a large skew, full of thick meat, and throw it. It lodges directly in the center of Trump's face. Ayatollah Khomeini's hologram disappears. EXT. U.S. AIR BASE - NIGHT A LARGE CHOPPER with the U.S. AIR FORCE EMBLEM approaches the base. The PILOT speaks to air traffic control. PILOT This is X2RW. Request to land. Ready for maintenance routine. AIR TRAFFIC CONTROLLER You're clear to land. The chopper lands. Surrounding the base are a few hangars.

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2. 12 AGENTS, FACES COVERED, exit the chopper. They bring out an ELECTRIC LIFT and TRUCK from the chopper. They neutralize TWO UNSUSPECTING GUARDS protecting the hangar. They break through the gates and reach a METAL DOOR. They attach an electronic device to the door which unlocks it. They continue through the door, to an... UNDERGROUND COMPOUND They reach a STORAGE AREA with a sign that reads "Tactical Ballistic Nuclear Missiles". They open the compartment and see 12 MISSILES, each about 10 feet long. They load the missiles, now covered so not to be seen, onto the lift and into the truck. The agents load the truck onto the chopper and then board it. The doors close shut. PILOT This is X2RW. Maintenance routine is complete. Requesting take off. AIR TRAFFIC CONTROLLER You're cleared for take off. The chopper takes off and once it's fully in the air, out of sight from the base, the U.S. Air Force Emblem changes to "Welcome to Hawaiian Vacations". CUT TO:

EXT. U.S. CIVILIAN AIRPORT - NIGHT The chopper lands next to a few commercial airlines. One of them, is a jet labeled "MIDDLE EASTERN PARADISE". The 12 agents get out of the chopper, now dressed as airport workers. They move the sealed boxes from the chopper to the jet. The jet takes off. Created using Celtx

3. On a screen, we see its flight path - it's heading towards the Middle East. CUT TO

INT. IRANIAN WAR ROOM General Iradj enters the room, phone in hand, and joins the rest of the generals and Ahmadinejad at the table. They watch General Iradj tensely, unsure of what's to come next. Khomeini (through Hologram) has earbuds in, nodding his head to rap music. At General Iradj's entrance, he stops his music. GENERAL IRADJ The first step of operation Sikh Kabob has been successfully executed. All 12 missiles are secured and in our hands. The rest of the generals applaud in relief and excitement. Ahmadinejad gets out of his chair and gives Ayatollah Khomeini a kiss on each cheek. Then he takes an earbud out of Ayatollah Khomeini's ear, kisses his ear, and puts the earbud back in. INT. PENTAGON - OFFICE OF THE SECRETARY OF DEFENSE - DAY GENERAL STEVE, 50s, with grey hair at the sides from all the years spent dedicated to his job. He approaches his SECRETARY, 40s. GENERAL STEVE Get me the Dean of the physics department at Harvard on a secure line. The secretary dials. SECRETARY I have General Steve from the Pentagon for Dean Stuart. She gives General Steve a nod.

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4. GENERAL STEVE Stuart, I need you here immediately. It's a matter of national security. A jet is already waiting for you to bring you here. CUT TO:

EXT. PENTAGON A jet lands on a landing area. STUART, 40s, slim with glasses a little too big for him, exits the jet and is met by General Steve. CUT TO:

INT. GENERAL STEVE'S OFFICE Stuart sits across General Steve's intimidating desk. GENERAL STEVE This is one of the worst imaginable scenarios for the Pentagon. Some of our tactical nuclear missiles have been stolen. STUART You're kidding me? GENERAL STEVE It gets worse. We believe it's been done by one of the rogue regimes, probably the Iranians. They could be planning political blackmail. STUART I can't believe this. GENERAL STEVE It gets even worse. The control codes of the missiles have been changed. Stuart looks horrified. STUART You need me to break the new codes and neutralize the nuclear missiles. Created using Celtx

5. GENERAL STEVE Precisely. STUART General Steve, with all due respect, we're at the Pentagon. You have some of the greatest minds in cryptography, cyberspace technology, computer science, and cutting edge computing technology. Why are you coming to me? GENERAL STEVE You don't understand how bad this is. We've looked into every option and concluded that the task is intractable and beyond the current knowledge of our scientific community. It will take 20 years to decipher the code with our best technology. STUART So how can my small team of Harvard professors help? GENERAL STEVE A few years ago, I remember you mentioned a remarkable PhD candidate from the Middle East, who completed 10 degrees online in just one year. STUART Oh yes, Mustafa. His doctorates covered quantum mechanics, astrophysics, philosophy, Shakespearean poetry.. the guy's a genius. A unique one. GENERAL STEVE We need him. We'll do whatever it takes to get him. STUART I see, but I have to warn you. This guy's a genius, but in a very unconventional way. GENERAL STEVE That's exactly what we need. Someone who can think outside the box. EXT. DESERT IN THE MIDDLE EAST - EVENING Created using Celtx

6. We meet MUSTAFA. A thirty-year-old man child. A mature face, thick mustache (think a young Groucho Marx), mole on his cheek, and eccentric eyes that highlight his unpredictability. Dressed in a jellabiya, Mustafa herds a dozen baby goats. He stops. Takes out a notebook and frantically scribbles down some elaborate math equations. He sits on top of a hill, the goats surrounding him. He puts out plates for the goats, and boxes labeled "All Natural Grass, No Artificial Flavoring". As he's putting the grass on the plates... MUSTAFA Time for supper, my beautiful goats. Then an afternoon nap. Two baby goats come forward, the cutest of the pack. This is DELILA (wears a pink bowtie) and MAHMUD (wears a black bowtie). Mahmud has a beauty mark and small mustache (notice the similarity between him and Mustafa). Mustafa bottle feeds Delila and Madmud, with genuine love in his eyes. MUSTAFA Mahmud, black cappuccino for you, and Delila, chocolate milk for you. Skim milk of course, we need to watch your weight. Mustafa drinks a cup of coffee himself, then takes a break to play his flute. He starts play an Arabic melody. Delila groans, unhappily. MUSTAFA Ah Delila, you don't like this melody? Okay, then I will play Bach for you. Mustafa switches to a Bach's "Partita". Mahmud groans. MUSTAFA Mahmud, I know, you want Beethoven. Created using Celtx

7. But it's too passionate for this time of day. Especially right before your nap time. Mustafa continues playing. SFX CHOPPER ENGINE WHIRRING FROM A DISTANCE Mustafa looks around, CONFUSED. The noise just gets LOUDER. TWO CHOPPERS land in front of him. Two teams of MASKED AGENTS run out of them. One team blindfolds Mustafa, who tries to resist. MUSTAFA Who are you? Why are you doing this? The other team blindfolds the goats and loads them into one chopper. MUSTAFA Don't take my goats! Leave them alone! Mustafa is taken into the other chopper. Choppers take off. INT. CIA HEADQUARTERS - MIDDLE EAST Mustafa's blindfold is removed and he sees he's in a large room with American flags. In front of him are four men. Stuart (who we met earlier), ABDULLAH, a 60-year-old Middle Eastern, CAPTAIN HAZARD (40s, robust and decorated in war medals), and BLACK HAWK (Albino man, 30s, with hawkish features, dressed in all white. Has a distinguishable mole on his face). MUSTAFA Dean ABDULLAH! where am I. You must help me. Trying to calm Mustafa down... ABDULLAH Mustafa, my favorite doctorate student. I'm sorry we had to bring you Created using Celtx

8. here like we did, but we had no choice. MUSTAFA What's going on? ABDULLAH I'd like to introduce you to these men sitting around me. General Hazard, the special attache for common operations, Dean Stuart from Harvard university, your online Ph.D mentor in Physics and Black Hawk, an experienced Navy Seal. Mustafa nods at them. ABDULLAH Now there is no question regarding your abilities, Mustafa. During your studies you rejected offers from Yale, MIT, HIV, both positive and negative, and instead decided to wander in the desert with your beloved goats to pursue The Theory of Everything. Dean Stuart will now explain why we brought you here today. Dean Stuart cleans his glasses on his shirt. DEAN STUART Mustafa, everything I'm about to tell you is confidential. The world has never been in so much danger since the Cuban Missile Crisis and Clinton's Affair. I can't tell you much right now, but you are going to come with me to America and go undercover as a Physics Professor at Harvard University. Captain Hazard? Captain Hazard adjusts the medals on his chest. CAPTAIN HAZARD You have a flight scheduled tonight with a quick layover in London. You're flying coach in order to draw as little attention to yourself as possible. He pushes a phone across the table.

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9. CAPTAIN HAZARD You are only to use this cell phone. Nobody will be able to track your location except for us. Unfortunately, the enemy will make every effort to liquidate you. They are very likely to succeed but we're willing to take the risk. He points to Black Hawk sitting in the corner. CAPTAIN HAZARD Black Hawk will be your bodyguard. You must not let it appear that you know each other. He will act only when there is an immediate threat to your well being. Black Hawk nods. Captain Hazard pushes a piece of paper across the table. CAPTAIN HAZARD Once you arrive, you'll see a cab waiting for you. Say these words to the cab driver and he will bring you to us. Mustafa studies the words on the paper. CAPTAIN HAZARD Once you've memorized the note, please swallow it. Mustafa crumbles up the paper and swallows the paper. CAPTAIN HAZARD I want to wish you good luck, Mustafa. Do you have any questions for me? MUSTAFA And what about my goats, Mahmud and Delila? ABDULLAH sits up in his chair. ABDULLAH I know they are very dear to you. I've arranged for them to be placed in a special wing of the King's palace.

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10. MUSTAFA If my goats are safe and happy, then I am ready for this mission. CAPTAIN HAZARD Before you fly out, we have to take care of... He motions to Mustafa's entire look. CAPTAIN HAZARD All of that. CUT TO: INT. DRESSING ROOM Mustafa sits in a salon chair, surrounded by a GROUP OF STYLISTS. They trim his mustache. Shave inside his nose and ears. Style his hair. They dress him in a more western-passing jellabiya. INT. IRANIAN WAR ROOM - DAY Back to the 12 agents, Ahmadinejad, and Ayatollah Khomeini's hologram. In the corner, we see WHITE HAWK, a black man in his 30s, dressed in all black, with dark sunglasses. His clothing, stature and demeanor are almost identical to Black Hawk's. General Iradj stands up to Ayatollah Khomeini. GENERAL IRADJ Our intelligence has found that the infidels have recruited an unknown science prodigy. His name is Mustafa. On the screen, we see a few images of Mustafa's face. In one photo he's holding up a peace sign and making a "duck face". AYATOLLAH KHOMEINI He looks like a fool, not a genius. AHMADINEJAD Nevertheless, he should be eliminated. White Hawk will take care of it.

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11. White Hawk nods. AHMADINEJAD Mustafa won't make it to the U.S. INT. HEATHROW AIRPORT Mustafa and Black Hawk walk towards a terminal marked BOSTON. At the terminal are EIGHT LANES. Each lane's sign reads... GROUP A: VIP TRAVELER GROUP B: NORMAL TRAVELERS GROUP C: VERY SMART PEOPLE GROUP D: IQ < YOUR SHOE SIZE GROUP E: HORSE RIDERS GROUP F: HIPSTERS GROUP G: MEN ON DONKEYS (WIFE ON FOOT) GROUP H: MEN WITH PETS (ALLIGATORS, BEES, ETC.) Mustafa and Black Hawk board the plane. CUT TO: INT. AIRPLANE In first class is an older man, 60s, wearing a nice suit and glasses. Drooling on his lap is a VICIOUS PIT BULL with sharp teeth. The dog is marked "THERAPY DOG". Behind the man is another man, 40's, holding a live chicken. Its collar reads "BARBECUE CHICKEN." Mustafa enters the back of the plane and sits on the aisle, next to an OLD WOMAN, 80's, MIDWESTERN and SWEET. Her name is ABIGAIL. Black Hawk, so not to be noticed, sits a few rows behind at a seat he can see Mustafa. Suddenly White Hawk enters the airplane. Sits in front of Black Hawk (neither him nor Mustafa notice - they don't know Created using Celtx

12. who he is). Mustafa smiles at Abigail, helping her put on her seatbelt. White Hawk pulls out a short white cigarette holder. The FLIGHT ATTENDANT comes by. FLIGHT ATTENDANT Sir, there's no smoking on this flight. With a middle eastern accent, White Hawk explains.. WHITE HAWK Oh no, this is not a cigarette. FLIGHT ATTENDANT Even cigarette simulators are not allowed. WHITE HAWK It is not a cigarette simulator. It is only a plastic tube. I have a fear of flying, this will calm me down. FLIGHT ATTENDANT Okay, that's fine, I guess. The flight attendant walks away and the plane begins moving to take off. As the flight attendant walks away, White Hawk puts a small arrow in the cigarette holder. As the plane catches speed and the plane's engines get LOUDER, White Hawk blows into the tube and SHOOTS the arrow in Mustafa's direction. BUT - at the same moment THE PLANE SHAKES. The arrow misses Mustafa. White Hawk loads another arrow into the cigarette, and goes to blow it but is STOPPED when Black Hawk (who sits behind him) GRABS the cigarette out of his mouth. Black Hawk then reverses the cigarette and places it back into White Hawk's mouth. He forces his hand into White Hawk's stomach, then RELEASES it quickly, causing White Hawk to take a deep breathe, and swallow the arrow. Created using Celtx

13. White Hawk's body slowly slumps in his seat as the lethal arrow goes through his body. Black Hawk tapes White Hawk's shoulders to the seat (with invisible tape), so he's sitting upright. With his sunglasses you would think he's just sleeping. He also tapes a pair of THIN STRINGS to the back of his ears. The seat belt signs turn off as the plane cruises through the sky. The flight attendant comes back with a drink cart. She stops in front of White Hawk. FLIGHT ATTENDANT Would you like something to drink? Black Hawk uses the strings to pull White Hawk's head in a "No" manner. FLIGHT ATTENDANT Ah yes, you're the nervous flyer. How are you feeling? Okay? Nods "Yes". Black Hawk inserts two earphone plugs, connected to a music player, into White Hawk’s ears, and continues pulling the threads as if White Hawk is listening to music. Sometimes pulling in a violent motion as if he listens to rap music, sometimes to mellow or romantic music. The flight attendant passes again, smiling and imitating the motions of his head. FLIFHT ATTENDANT You are enjoying the music. Is it Rap? Black Hawk manipulates the strings causing White Hawk to nod his head for a ‘Yes’. The Flight Attendant leaves with joyous face moving her body in a rap type dance. CUT TO: The old woman sleeps with her head on Mustafa's shoulder. She wakes up and looks at him with big smile. Speaking with a Created using Celtx

14. midwestern accent.. ABIGAIL I am sorry. I was so tired and fell asleep on your shoulder. My name is Abigail. I hope I did not make it uncomfortable for you. MUSTAFA Not at all Madam. It is my pleasure to offer my shoulder as a pillow to a charming face like yours. Mustafa sits up straight. With his thick middle eastern accent... MUSTAFA Nice to meet you ABU-ga-il. I am Mustafa, but please call me Moosie. ABIGAIL Nice to meet you Mustafa, or rather Moosie. I am from Iowa. MUSTAFA AI-WA?(prounouced in strong Arabic accent- in Arabic means YES). Abigail smiles, seems to like Mustafa. ABIGAIL I guess you are from somewhere in the Middle East. Am I right? MUSTAFA AI-WA, AI-WA, Ma'am. (meaning 'yes') Abigail looks shocked. ABIGAIL You're also from Iowa? MUSTAFA No, no, no. In my language Aiwa means yes. You are right, I am from the Middle East. Abigail smiles and takes two pictures from her purse. ABIGAIL I had been visiting my kids in London. Created using Celtx

15. They are 59 and 65, one named Mark, the other Twain. Yes, I named them after my favorite author. Aren't they cute? Mustafa looks at the pictures with disgusted expression. MUSTAFA Yes, they are charming. ABIGAIL What about you? MUSTAFA I, too, have two loves. Delila and Mahmud. Mustafa takes a bunch of PHOTOS out of his pocket. We see Delila and Mahmud (his goats) dressed in different outfits, in front of different backdrops. In some photos we see Mustafa smiling in between them, giving them bunny ears. Abigail is stunned. ABIGAIL These are your children? MUSTAFA No, no, Madam. These are my beloved goats, Delila and Mahmud. The flight attendant approaches their seat with a cart. FLIGHT ATTENDANT What would you like to drink? MUSTAFA AND ABIGAIL Coffee, black, no sugar. They laugh in unison. Each is handed a cup of coffee. Abigail takes a sip, then Mustafa. He looks HORRIFIED as he SPITS out his coffee. FLIGHT ATTENDANT Sir, are you ok? MUSTAFA What did I just drink? Created using Celtx

16. FLIFHT ATTENDANT Coffee, sir. Anything wrong? Mustafa looks at Abigail, calms down. MUSTAFA No, everything is fine. Flight attendant leaves. MUSTAFA In my country, anyone who makes bad coffee like this.. Mustafa makes a sign of beheading to his throat. Abigail becomes terrified but Mustafa smiles and calms her down. MUSTAFA Don't worry. It used to be like that. Now they just cut one finger. Abigail bring her cup to her mouth to drink but Mustafa stops her. MUSTAFA A fine lady like yourself deserves a better coffee. Abigail smiles. Hands him her cup. He puts them aside. MUSTAFA Excuse me Madam, I will be right back. Mustafa walks towards a bathroom. Another FLIGHT ATTENDANT stops him. FLIGHT ATTENDANT Sir, you need to sit. Is this number one again? Mustafa looks at her apologetically. MUSTAFA I am afraid not. Flight attendant looks at him with a disgusted expression. All shown in fast motion: Mustafa enters the bathroom and takes out from under his jallabia a finjan (Arabic coffee pot) , coffee and a small burner.

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17. He pours water and makes coffee for two, pours it into two small ceramic Arabic style cups, and puts everything else back in his jallabia. CUT TO: Mustafa leaves the bathroom with the cups in his hands, walks back to his seat while the flight attendant looks at him puzzled. He carefully sits and hands one cup to Abigail. MUSTAFA Madam, this is what real coffee tastes like. Abigail takes the cup to her mouth but Mustafa stop her. MUSTAFA Allow me Madam. Fine coffee comes with strict rules. First hold the cup correctly. He shows her how to hold the cup with the middle finger and thumb while the pinky stretched out. She follows him, then brings the cup to her mouth to drink. MUSTAFA No, no, no. In drinking, we apply the rules of aerodynamics to optimize taste, smell and elegance. First, inhale and smell the coffee with those beautiful lips slightly open. Abigail follows his directions. MUSTAFA Now gently apply a sucking force of 25 psi and take a zip. She follows his directions. MUSTAFA Create a loud noise of ‘ACH' (a sound in the Arabic language, coming from the throat) to express satisfaction. This guarantees perfect mixture of 20% coffee and 80% air, cooling the coffee to the right temperature. He takes his cup and demonstrates with a loud sucking noise and a loud satisfaction ‘ACH’. She looks at him with Created using Celtx

18. admiration. ABIGAIL Moosie, you know so much about coffee. He nods his head with a humble, embarrassed smile. They continue drinking in tandem, in two phases. Passengers around are startled by the noise. When they finish, he takes out two small dishes with hummus and hands her one with a smile. MUSTAFA Some hummus to complement the coffee. As they start eating the hummus, suddenly the plane gets into an air pocket, and both faces drop down with their noses dipping into the hummus. They look at each other and start laughing. Mustafa approaches Abigail and with his tongue he LICKS a small spot of hummus from her nose. She laughs and does the same to his nose. He repeats and she repeats until their noses are clean. ABIGAIL Moosie, I haven't had so much fun since high school. They both laugh, and soon she rests her head on his shoulder and they fall asleep INT. AIRPLANE[DREAM] Mustafa sleeping, hugging his goats, Delila and Mahmud while Abigail is sleeping with her head on his shoulder. CUT TO: Black Hawk continues to manipulate White Hawk’s head and body mimicking different types of music, gentle and violent. Flight attendant passes by, taps White Hawk on the shoulder, smiles joyfully, and imitates him with a light motion of dance. CUT TO:

INT: HEATHROW AIRPORT

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19. An IRANIAN AGENT, dressed in SHABBY CLOTHES and DARK SUNGLASSES, frantically walks back and forth trying to make a call. It doesn't go through and he tries another number. IRANIAN AGENT Tiger one. This is rabbit two. Bad news. Lost communication with Falcon. I suspect he was liquidated. Worse. It means the Joker is still alive. CUT TO:

EXT. LOGAN AIRPORT Mustafa's plane lands at the tarmac. CUT TO:

INT. PLANE Passengers stand up and begin taking down their carry ons. Black Hawk makes a sign to Mustafa to follow him to the back of the plane. Mustafa kisses the old lady a few times on both cheeks, both with tears on their faces. He walks to the back of the plane while Black Hawk follows him from some distance. Once they reach the back, a black screen is lowered to hide both. A male Flight Attendant opens a small door at the floor of the plane, Mustafa is pushed down and finds himself on the runway with Black Hawk. On the ground, Mustafa steps forward, bends down and starts kissing the ground. MUSTAFA (His voice increases gradually in pitch, volume and passion) God bless you, the USA of America, the land of milk and honey owned and run by Facebook, Apple, Google and Amazon. The land of the opportunities for all rich. The land that provides every man, woman, child and homeless, an iPhone, even if they cannot afford a loaf of bread. The blessed land of McDonalds and Dunkin Donuts where everyone has the freedom to become Created using Celtx

20. obese to any degree they desire. The land of.. Mustafa gets agitated. Black Hawk grabs him from the back, pulls him up and Mustafa follows him towards the terminal. They walk to a hidden entrance at a corner of a terminal and enter the main incoming flights building. They pass along a terminal. About 10 lines of passengers, marked: Premium, Platinum, Underdog, Hipsters, Alien. We see also lines for TSA. The lines marked: 'No shoes’,‘Shoes on head’, ‘Shoes no socks’, ‘Underwear only’, ‘Walk on hands’, ‘No brain’,.. Mustafa then walks to the line for customs and immigration and stands there while Black Hawk walks to the bathroom. A POLICEMAN (we'll call him POLICEMAN 1) notices Mustafa who looks at Mustafa’s jellabiya, and suspects some objects are hidden underneath. Now stressed, the policeman talks into his walkie talkie. POLICEMAN 1 Suspected individual, seems to be carrying unidentified objects under his jellabiya. Mustafa continues to walk in the line, while a few more policemen start following him. He notices he's being followed, gets out of the line and start RUNNING between the passengers. The tools under his jelabia make strong metallic noise. At some point POLICEMAN 2 stops him and points a gun at him. POLICEMAN 2 Stop and raise your hands. The hall goes SILENT.

All passengers freeze and look at Mustafa and the policeman. Mustafa STOPS, frightened and almost crying. He raises his hands, shaking violently with his body, and a range of metallic, bell-like sounds come out of his Jellabiya.

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21. POLICEMAN 1 Enter the body scanner Mustafa follows the order. Policeman 1 addresses the TSA agent. POLICEMAN 1 Activate the scanner As soon as the scanner is activated, light and loud sounds(like from a casino gambling machine when there is a big win) come from the scanner. POLICEMAN 2 He has a bomb under his jellabia The crowd becomes PANICKED. POLICEMAN 3 runs towards Mustafa, pushes him out of the scanner, topples him down, engages him in a choke hold maneuver. Policeman 1 attaches a metal detector to Mustafa’s body. The detector starts making siren noise. Someone in the crowd yells CROWD MEMBER A suicide bomber! One policeman holds Mustafa down by his shoulder, two on his torso, two more join to hold him by his legs so that he can't move. Then one officer gently starts to pull the jellabia and exposes a belt with a compartment that carries a finjan (coffee pot), cups, coffee, sugar, etc. The officers check each item, PERPLEXED. Meanwhile Black Hawk comes out of the bathroom, approaches the policemen, makes an eye contact with one of them, then makes a special sign with his hand. The policeman seems to understand the sign and he immediately motions for the others to leave Mustafa alone. The policemen get up all sweating and exhausted. Mustafa can finally raise his head with a big apologetic and humble smile to all. The policemen approach Mustafa, shake his hand and apologize.

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22. Mustafa (followed by Black Hawk) follows two of the policemen to a side door discretely, evading customs and immigration, out of the airport towards the taxi area. He hugs and kisses the two policemen on the cheek and exits the terminal. CUT TO: INT. LOGAN AIRPORT - MOMENTS LATER The Iranian agent watches Mustafa leaving the terminal. He takes out his cell phone. IRANIAN AGENT Tiger one. This is Rabbit two. Joker is alive and just left the airport. Soon will be on his way to Harvard. CUT TO: EXT. LOGAN AIRPORT - TAXI AREA Mustafa walks back and forth. He makes strange body gestures (similar to those of a baseball player on the field), as a way to be spotted by his driver. Black Hawk stands at a distance. Passing CAB DRIVERS yell or give the finger to Mustafa. Soon, a CAB pulls over. We can't see the driver. Mustafa opens the door and whispers the secret code: MUSTAFA The pita is dipped in the hummus, not the other way. DRIVER (O.S.) (with a middle eastern accent) Only if the hummus is fresh. Mustafa enters the cab. Black Hawk gets in another cab, following and the Iranian agent gets in another cab behind. CUT TO:

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23. INT. MUSTAFA'S CAB - MOMENTS LATER An opaque divider is between Mustafa and the driver. DRIVER Sir, please put on your seat belt. We will be at Harvard in thirty minutes. Mustafa seems puzzled by the driver's voice. MUSTAFA Thank you. DRIVER Sir, if I may ask, where are you coming from? MUSTAFA Let's just say I came from the other side of the globe. But judging by your accent I suspect you originally are from the same part of the globe. They both laugh heartily. MUSTAFA I have to admit. Your voice sounds familiar. DRIVER That's exactly what I wanted to say. Suddenly the divider opens and the driver turns his head back facing Mustafa’s face. We see a SHORT, SMALL, MIDDLE EASTERN MAN, 20s. This is HAJAJ. Mustafa and Hajaj look at each other in DISBELIEF. They YELL for each other with joy. DRIVER Moosie! MUSTAFA Hajaj! Not paying attention to the road, Hajaj loses control and almost hits a car.

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24. MUSTAFA Hajaj, be careful. CUT TO: INT. BLACK HAWK CAB - MOMENTS LATER Black Hawk’s cab almost collides into their cab. The CAB DRIVER, a white man, gets agitated. CAB DRIVER Fuck all these foreigners. They took over all the cabs and hardly know how to drive. CUT TO: INT. MUSTAFA'S CAB - MOMENTS LATER MUSTAFA Hajaj, I am so happy to see you. I can’t believe it, you disappeared three years ago, after you graduated with a PhD in Physics from Um Kultum University. And now, out of the blue, I see you here. What happened? Dean ABDULLAH worried so much about you. You seem to have lost so much weight. HAJAJ Moosie, I was cursed and punished for having big eyes and an appetite. I married two wives in Dubai, two in Abu Dahbi, and two in Doha, though none knew about each other. For one year I was happily married to six wives, traveling between the three cities. But at some point, my luck betrayed me. MUSTAFA God be with you. What happened. HAJAJ I told my six wives I had to travel for work and so visited each in turn. But then one day I go to see Latifa, my favorite. I open the door and shout: ‘Latifa, yalla, make the delicious hummus with the hand made Created using Celtx

25. pita bread that melts in my mouth'. Suddenly, instead of Latifa I see Fatima and Aisha who should be in Dubai. I shout ‘Fatima, Aisha, what are you doing here’. Then to my horror I see all 6 wives standing in front of me, looking at me like they are going to kill me. MUSTAFA Hajaj, it does not sound good. HAJAJ Wait til you hear the end. Then Fatima jumps from the right, holding and twisting my right, Aisha twisting my left arm, and after a second I see, to my horror, Latifa, the strongest and the biggest, go to the wall, picks up a ruler and approaches me. MUSTAFA Hajaj, this sounds like a horror story. HAJAJ Meanwhile Kamila and Suha approach me, and turn me over with my back to Latifa. The rest I will leave for your imagination. With every blow, each shouted in turn ‘Here is the tasty hummus you asked for’, ‘Here is the delicious tahini’, ‘Here is the pita bread that melt in your mouth’, ‘And let’s not forget one for Umah, the neighbor you used to flirt with’. MUSTAFA Hajaj, God decided to punish you. HAJAJ Moosie, you cannot imagine the pain. somehow, I crawled out of the house but not before they all warned me that wherever I go, I need to provide for all of them. I escaped to America by getting a post at Harvard. Here it is better. The women can only shout at you, but they are not allowed to beat you.

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26. MUSTAFA I feel sorry for you. But why are you working as a cab driver? You are a brilliant physicist. HAJAJ My four hundred thousand dollar salary from Harvard is not enough to pay alimony for six wives. MUSTAFA Hajaj, only God can help you. HAJAJ Let's talk about you. What brings you here and how are Delila and Mahmud? Mustafa hesitates. MUSTAFA Delila and Mahmud are fine. They grew up to become two beautiful teenagers. As for me, I decided to wander in the Arabian deserts with my beloved goats, to work on the theory of everything. HAJAJ Moosie, we all said you are our Einstein. I always thought there is some blood of this El Yahood Einstein in you. But what brings you here? Not wanting to reveal too much information... MUSTAFA Well, it is a long story. I was asked by Dean ABDULLAH to help on a project on green house emission. HAJAJ We are almost here. Moosie, once you settle, I will take you out to get familiar with American culture. Here, take my card. Mustafa takes the card. MUSTAFA Ok, I will call you. Thank you my friend.

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27. CUT TO: EXT. ENTRANCE TO HARVARD Mustafa kisses Hajaj three times on each cheek then gets out of the cab. Black Hawk arrives too, followed by the Iranian agent. Mustafa walks towards a main building, passing a GROUP OF STUDENTS. In the group is a YOUNG, BEAUTIFUL FEMALE. We'll call her ASHLEY. MUSTAFA Excuse me Madam and Gents, could you direct me to the Thermo Nuclear Lab of the Physics Department. The students look at Mustafa suspiciously, and just nod their heads 'no'. One STUDENT, a pimply nerdy type, picks up his phone and makes a call. A POLICEMAN approaches immediately, with the student pointing him towards Mustafa's direction. POLICEMAN (into his radio) I can see the suspect. Send a force of four immediately. He is approaching the Thermo-Nuclear Lab. FOUR MORE POLICEMEN APPEAR. Before they catch up to Mustafa, we see him enter a building with the sign: Physics Department: Thermo Nuclear Facilities. CUT TO: INT. THERMO NUCLEAR BUILDING Mustafa looks around the building. He sees 10 doors to separate bathrooms. Each door has a different sign: The first eight doors read: ‘Male Transgender’, ‘Female Transgender’, ’Dreamers’, ‘Dreamer Transgenders’, ‘Transgender Dreamers’, ‘bisexual’, ‘tri-sexual’, ‘Do Not Disturb-Taking a Nap’, etc. The last three rooms, significantly smaller and less Created using Celtx

28. appealing than the others, read: ’Safe Space for Faculty’, ‘tenior faculty’, 'adjunct faculty'. Mustafa enters ’Safe Space for Faculty’. Two policemen enter quietly. Mustafa, in the bathroom stall, takes out his cellphone, dials a number and whispers the code: MUSTAFA Radium is in the third row. One of the policemen hears him, KICKS DOWN THE DOOR and PULLS MUSTAFA out of the stall into the hallway. The policemen all jump on Mustafa, one holding him in a chokehold, the other holding his legs down. POLICEMAN I think he has a suicide belt CUT TO: INT. DEAN STUART'S OFFICE Stuart works on math equations at his desk. He picks up his phone and hears the beginning of Mustafa's code, which gets cut abruptly. STUART Something's wrong. Stuart runs out. CUT TO: INT. THERMO NUCLEAR BUILDING - HALLWAY Five more security personnel surround Mustafa, aiming their guns at him, while he is held on the floor. Students gather, PANICKED. The policemen search under Mustafa's jallabia, taking out all his coffee tools. Stuart enters, rushing and shouting.

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29. STUART Stop! Don’t harm him! This is our new professor. This is Mustafa Hakim Al Karbi. Mustafa, still in a chokehold, tries to correct Stuart's mispronunciation of his name (Calling him Al Karbi, not including the throat noise "kh" for Al Kharbi). Mustafa repeats the "KH" noise from his throat, loudly and repeatedly. Ashley (the beautiful girl from the group earlier), SCREAMS. ASHLEY Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh! He's choking. Mustafa continues to make the choking sounds. STUART Release him immediately! Mustafa is finally released. He stands up, arranges his cloth. MUSTAFA Sir, I just wanted to say that my name is Mustafa Al Kharbi, not Al Karbi. Mustafa puts his coffee tools back where they belong in his jellabiya. He SMILES at Ashley, BOWING DOWN to her. MUSTAFA Thank you, Mademoiselle, for caring for me and for saving my life. She smiles back at him, tears filling her eyes. CUT TO: INT. STUART'S OFFICE STUART I apologize for the unpleasant incident. We should have had a better protocol to bring you here. I am afraid we need to be very cautious. There had already been an unsuccessful attempt to eliminate you. Created using Celtx

30. Stuart looks up at the door. STUART Mustafa, I'd like you to meet Major Pamela. We meet MAJOR PAMELA. 30s, blonde, striking, and dressed in military fatigues. Mustafa's eyes widen at the sight of her. STUART Pamela is the Pentagon attache for special operations. She will serve as a liaison between you and the pentagon. You will have access to all the resources of all branches of our defense forces. Also, as part of your cover, I arranged for you to teach a course in quantum mechanics, a field to which you have already made significant contributions. MUSTAFA Dean Stuart, thank you for the warm welcome. I realize how important this mission is and have a request. A colleague of mine from my doctoral studies back home, Hajaj, is a faculty member here at the Physics department. I would like him to join me in this mission. He is a brilliant physicist and mathematician who can solve a set of 10 Differential equations simultaneously in a blink of an eye. Stuart nods with his head. STUART Oh, of course I know him. He is one of our most brilliant physicists. I also happened to hear about his six wives. They all smile and chuckle. Pamela rolls her eyes. STUART Apparently he suffered from too much confidence. He confused the complexity of being married to six wives with the complexity of solving six differential equations simultaneously. Created using Celtx

31. They both laugh. STUART Poor guy. But sure, we can have him help you, once he has security clearance. Now, Pamela will take you to your apartment and later she will take you to the HR office to complete some paperwork. Tomorrow we'll have an initial briefing here at 8am sharp. CUT TO: EXT. HARVARD CAMPUS Pamela and Mustafa walk towards an apartment building, silence between them. Pamela hands Mustafa a key. PAMELA The room number's written on the kay. I can pick you up in couple of hours for HR. Would that be enough time for you to get ready? Mustafa nods, takes the key, smiles and enters the building. CUT TO: INT. MUSTAFA'S APARTMENT Inside the small college apartment, Mustafa throws his suitcase on the bed, the contents spilling out. CUT TO: INT.IRANIAN WAR ROOM Back to Ahmadinjad and the 12 generals sitting on the carpet around Ayatollah Khomeini's hologram. AYATOLLAH KHOMEINI Once we are ready, we would present our demands to the infidels and demonstrate what would happen if they refuse our demands. AHMADINEJAD Your word is our command. There is not a single soft heart among us. Created using Celtx

32. GENERAL IRADJ We will build up three mockups: Trump Tower, the Eiffel Tower and the Big Ben. They can be used to illustrate what would happen if they refuse to fulfill our demands. AYATOLLAH KHOMEINI Excellent. Continue your holy work. CUT TO: EXT. MOUNTAINOUS DESERT SOMEWHERE IN IRAN Groups of army personnel with construction equipment erecting three huge mockups one mile from each other: The Trump Tower, The Eiffel Tower, and the Big Ben. CUT TO: INT. HARVARD HUMAN RESOURCES The office is spacious and airy, filled with bouquets of flowers. Mustafa (shaved, showered and wearing a formal jellabiya) and Pamela enter the office to meet NANCY, the HR director (50's, tall, polished and serious). PAMELA Nancy, I'd like you to meet Mustafa, our visiting Professor at the Physics Department. She examines Mustafa top to bottom, perplexed by his appearance. NANCY (with a thick Boston accent) Nice to meet you MAST-A-FE, please have a seat. PAMELA I have to head to a department meeting, but Mustafa, you're in good hands. Nancy speaks slowly, as if that's the only way Mustafa will understand her.

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33. NANCY Dr. MAST-A-FE, welcome to Harvahd. I will be compiling some information for your file. Would you like to communicate in English, or do you prefer your native language? We have interpreters on campus. MUSTAFA (in a strong Cockney accent) Please, no need for those formalities and feel free to call me Moosie, which is my nickname, given to me by my mother due to taking my time breast feeding as a baby. NANCY Oh, um, very well. Moosie is a beautiful name. MUSTAFA We can communicate in any of the 20 dialects of the English language. One of my seminal works was in Linguistics and Philology analyzing the degeneration of the English language from Shakespearean times through the Victorian times to the contemporary rap music times. The thesis received a Grammy award. Nancy looks shocked. MUSTAFA (with a Victorian accent) If you prefer we can talk in Victorian dialect. Nancy taken back, loosing her confidence. MUSTAFA (Now a Bostonian accent) Just kidding. Let's talk like two normal people. Nancy becomes relaxed and smiles. NANCY Okay. Now I would like to emphasize the importance of diversity on our campus. We respect all ethnicities, Created using Celtx

34. including yours, all genders, all colors, etc. So it is important that you too will be sensitive to students and faculty. And now, let start with some personal information. I need your full name. Looking at your papers your first and middle names are Mustafa Blueberry? MUSTAFA No, no, no, no, no. The middle name is pronounced Aljouberi not blueberry, and I have a few more middle names, Alfaruki and Alkalimi. NANCY Ok, that's it? MUSTAFA No, no, no, no, no. (speaking quickly) Aljuberi, Alfaruki, Alkalimi , AlMagdali, Albukeri, Almorani, AlZioni. NANCY Al-Zioni? MUSTAFA You see, one of my far ancestors was a great Zionist. As a sign of respect to his legacy we use his name. Nancy looks at him suspiciously. NANCY Ok, Let me repeat your middle names: Aljuberi, Alfaruki, Alkalimi , Al Magdali, Albukeri, Almorani, Al-Zioni. now let's move to your last name. MUSTAFA No, no, no. I have two more middle names: Al-faraji and Al-falusi. NANCY ok, let me repeat the names. Aljuberi, Alfaruki, Alkalimi , Al Magdali, Albukeri, Almorani, Al-Zioni, Alfaraji and Al-falusi.

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35. MUSTAFA Excellent. NANCY And your last name is Al- karbi MUSTAFA No no no, no, no. My last name is Alkharbi, like Chummus. Mustafa emphasized the "Kh" throat sound in Chummus. NANCY You mean hummus? MUSTAFA No, no, no. CH-ummus. CH-ummus. NANCY That's what I just said, hummus, hummus. Mustafa starts to get agitated. MUSTAFA No, no, no. that’s not what you said. Not hummus and not Hamas and not Hezbollah. You Americans spoil everything, even a good Chummus. NANCY Okay, I'm sorry. I'm trying my best. Al Kharbi. Her pronunciation is better, but not great. Now really agitated, Mustafa GRABS Nancy's shoulders, shaking her. MUSTAFA Al Kharbi, Al Kharbi.. Like ‘yichrab bitak’ Nancy, now choking, makes the "Kh" sound as a desperate attempt to get oxygen into her airway. Mustafa, pleased with her finally making the correct "Kh" sound, releases her neck and gives her kisses on her cheeks. MUSTAFA Yes, you did it! That's the way to Created using Celtx

36. pronounce 'Kharbi'. Mustafa then continues to shake her violently (but out of joy), and Nancy makes more "Kh" sounds from her throat. MUSTAFA Yes, you did it Ms. Doolittle! As Nancy recovers, Mustafa takes TWO SMALL DIAMOND-ENCRUSTED BOXES out of his jellabiya. One is filled with pita, and the other, with hummus. He hands them to Nancy. MUSTAFA Madam, please, this is the best Chummus you ever had. But be careful not to choke on it. Nancy takes the pita bread and slowly starts eating it, albeit a little bit out of fear. She takes a bite, looks relieved and smiles.

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37. MUSTAFA Yes? NANCY The Hummus is good. Mustafa's face turn red and furious. NANCY I got you! Just kidding. Chummus. As Mustafa leaves, Nancy picks up the phone and dials. NANCY Hey Pat? Regarding the keynote speaker for the convocation. You can stop looking for one. I think I have the right person for you. EXT. HUMAN RESOURCES OFFICE As Mustafa leaves the building, he opens it and holds the door for a SMILING OLD LADY (80's) behind him. After her is another OLD LADY (80's), but this one is SCOWLING. She makes a haste motion for Mustafa to hold the door for her too. Once the smiling old lady passes through, Mustafa purposely lets the door SLAM on the scowling old lady. INT. PHYSICS DEPARTMENT AUDITORIUM Sitting around an oval table are Mustafa, Hajaj, Pamela, Dean Stuart, General Steve and DEFENSE, NAVY, AIR FORCE PERSONNEL, COMMANDER OF THE MARINES, and A FEW DEPARTMENT HEADS. Everyone looks tense. GENERAL STEVE Gentlemen, this crisis is of a different dimension from anything we have encountered before. We will need to clearly identify the issues surrounding this missile threat and the best way to solve this crisis. I would like to invite the secretary of the Air Force to speak. AIR FORCE SECRETARY Gentlemen, I am afraid I don't have Created using Celtx

38. any good news. Any plan based on attacking the missiles from the air is not feasible. We do not have any reliable intelligence on their whereabouts. Besides, any attempt to penetrate the Iranian skies will trigger the activation of the missiles towards their targets. GENERAL STEVE It seems any air operation is out of the question. Let see what the Navy can do. NAVY SECRETARY I am afraid I too don't have any good news. Any attempt to use cruise missiles from our carriers or submarines in the Persian Gulf or the Mediterranean, is prone to fail for similar reasons. COMMANDER OF THE MARINES Gentlemen, unfortunately, I too, don’t have any good news. We reviewed various covert operations. Unfortunately, the outcome of all options would be the kind of failure President Carter experienced in his attempt to release our hostages in 1979 from the Iranians. We cannot take such a risk again. GENERAL STEVE Well, it seems any conventional plan is out of the question. Next I would like the Secretary of Defense to present the CIA analysis identifying the main problems. SECRETARY OF DEFENSE As you can see, the military options are not feasible. The CIA identified 3 major problems that need to be addressed in any plan. GENERAL STEVE Please share. SECRETARY OF DEFENSE Number one. The Iranians have changed Created using Celtx

39. the codes controlling the missiles to new codes with unknown encryption complexity that may not be deciphered with our current technology. We need to find the encryption method and find a new technology that can decipher it as soon as possible. Number two, even if we decipher the new codes, due to the large distance and unknown location of the missiles, we won’t be able to effectively transmit the codes to get control of the missiles. All nod. SECRETARY OF DEFENSE The third problem has to do with the vulnerability of the missiles’ wings. These tactical missiles suffer from a weakness at the border line connecting the wings to the body. Any attempt by us to divert their trajectory once fired, will impose enormous stress on the missle wings causing them to break down and explode unpredictably. GENERAL STEVE Well, I think this summarizes the gravity of the situation. Dean Stuart, the ball now is in your field. Dean Stuart glances at Mustafa. STUART Gentlemen, I can assure you that myself, Mustafa, Hajaj and Pamela will spend day and night to come up with a plan to counter this crisis. All look at the team. The four look determined to carry out the mission. GENERAL STEVE In that case let's get to work. Pamela looks at Mustafa with kind eyes as if the fate of the world is in his hands. He looks back at her with loving eyes. The lighting fades and it's suddenly like Mustafa and Pamela are the only two in the room. A few tears appear in Mustafa's eyes. The background fades Created using Celtx

40. away as we enter a DEAM SEQUENCE: Mustafa stands in a HUGE ELEGANT BALLROOM and Pamela is running towards him, falling into his arms. Romantic music plays in the background. They FLY up to the skies, full of big shining stars, and Mustafa picks a few stars and arranges them around the moon, making a beautiful necklace, which he places around Pamela's neck. The music FADES into dissonant tones and he is back to reality. Suddenly, the music still in dissonant tones, the scene changes back to the attendants standing to leave the room. BACK TO REALITY. Hajaj stands next to Mustafa, shaking him. HAJAJ Moosie, Moosie. What happened? Did you fall asleep? Let's go to the cafeteria and have something to eat. CUT TO: INT. HARVARD CAFETERIA In the DINING AREA, the section where food is served is small, and the trash area is large with many bins. Mustafa and Hajaj eat at a table.

HAJAJ Moosie, I hope we are not getting into an impossible mission. MUSTAFA Hajaj, it is almost an impossible mission, but we will crack all the problems. Your mathematical expertise will be invaluable to deciphering the missile control codes. HAJAJ I will do my best.

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41. MUSTAFA We will win this battle. Lets start working on all three problems. They take their trays and go to the garbage area. There are TWENTY DISPOSAL BINS labeled: glass, forks, plastic knives, real knives, guns, smelly trash, nylon bags, socks, underwear, cats, fish, etc. A confused Mustafa shifts around, not sure which bin to use. He rolls his eyes and just THROWS EVERYTHING in one bin. A CLEANING LADY watching shakes her head. CUT TO: INT. STUART'S OFFICE- EARLY MORNING Stuart speaks into the phone. STUART Mustafa, sorry to wake you up so early but I just received intelligence that our Albanian agent will deliver some useful information about the encryption of the missile coding. Hajaj had been updated. He will pick you up soon to retreive the intelligence somewhere in downtown Boston.

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42. Mustafa and Hajaj reach a CARNIVAL. HAJAJ According to the intelligence, the Albanian agent will deliver the information in the backpack of a four year old child with distinct appearance. At the carnival entrance selling tickets, we see the two old ladies Mustafa encountered once before (one smiling, the other scowling). SCOWLING OLD LADY How many tickets? HAJAJ Two please. MUSTAFA One senior citizen discount please. She looks at him suspiciously. SCOWLING OLD LADY You don't look a senior citizen to me. HAJAJ Ma'am, where my friend comes from, even old people look young. You should see his father. He looks even younger than him. SCOWLING OLD LADY Enough with this nonsense. You are disruptive. You need to pay for two adult tickets and move on. MUSTAFA Madam, may I ask how old you are? SCOWLING OLD LADY Not that it's your business, but me and my twin sister are seventy six. MUSTAFA Wow, Mem, to me you look more like ninety six. He turns to the smiling, nicer twin.

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43. MUSTAFA But you Mademoiselle, to me you look a young twenty six, and a beautiful one. I would have asked for your phone number, except that my mother warned me to stay away from charming and attractive ladies like yourself. Her smile becomes wider while the scowling lady rolls her eyes. Mustafa and Hajaj enter the carnival and head towards a MERRY GO ROUND. The carousel is full of small three to five year olds. One kid is taller and chubbier than the rest. CUT TO: We see the Iranian agent paying for a ticket and nearing the merry go round. CUT TO: EXT. MERRY GO ROUND Mustafa and Hajaj watch the kids on the ride. Hajaj points to the bigger kid, who wears a backpack. HAJAJ Moosie, you see that spoiled looking plump boy on the red horse? This is our guy. We need to get to his backpack. I will slow the carousel, then we both hop on it, you sit next to him and I will sit behind. Distract him, offer him a few candies or something. I will reach into his backpack and take out the report. MUSTAFA Ok, will do. Hajaj grabs the carousel handles and it slows down. Mustafa JUMPS on the ride and sits next to the boy while Hajaj hops on behind. The Iranian agent hops on too, a couple of seats back. Created using Celtx

44. The carousel starts moving faster. Mustafa offers some candy to the boy. The boy just looks at him with a HOSTILE EXPRESSION. He HITS Mustafa's hand, the candies FALLING EVERYWHERE. Hajaj tries to grab what's in the backpack, but the boy notices and PULLS AWAY, shouting and yelling for help. Mustafa GRABS the kid by the shoulders, trying to calm him down. But it just makes it worse. Hajaj finally succeeds to grab an ENVELOPE from the backpack. The Iranian agent, now watching with binoculars, catches a glimpse of the envelope and writes something down. The merry go round slows to a stop, and the kid GRABS Mustafa by the pants angrily so he can't go. Mustafa GRABS HIM BY THE EAR and PULLS him off the ride to the ground. He starts crying. BOY Mommy, mommy! The boy tries to grab Mustafa again by his pants. His MOTHER appears. MOTHER Honey, what's wrong? Hajaj helps the boy back onto the ride. MOTHER Did you fall? HAJAJ Yes, but we caught him on time. Such an adorable boy. MOTHER You can’t leave kids alone today even for a minute. Thank you both for your help. Hajaj looks around and see the Iranian agent, who QUICKLY FLEES. Created using Celtx

45. HAJAJ I think your son got scared by this man. Enjoy your day. Hajaj fasten the belt on the fat boy's belly, and squeezes his cheek. The boy continues CRYING, pointing to Mustafa and Hajaj. MOTHER Honey, I know you want those nice men back, but they have to go. Mustafa and Hajaj walk towards the exit. HAJAJ That nasty boy. Did you see how he fought back? MUSTAFA Unbelievable. Imagine if we behaved like him when we were kids. HAJAJ Today's grown ups are not important anymore. It is puppies, cats and kids, that are important. In that exact oder. Times have changed. MUSTAFA Still, we were so happy during those times. Let’s open the envelope and see what's inside. Hajaj takes out the envelope from his pocket, opens it and takes a paper out. He read it for a minute then looks at Mustafa, distressed and shocked. HAJAJ Moosie, it is not good. The Iranians used double coding. They first use encryption using ancient Egyptian hieroglyphs and the result is encrypted in Assyrian Sign Language. MUSTAFA My Assyrian sign language is somewhat rusty, but I think we will manage this. My worry is the computational complexity to decipher the code.

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46. HAJAJ Moosie, no computer technology exists on this planet to have the computation power we need. They both look at each other worried and stressed. MUSTAFA You're right. I have to do some research on one of my ancestors, Mustafa Al-Zioni senior. He developed a method to use an abacus in his work on Quantum Mechanics, which required high level of computation. HAJAJ God bless you and your ancestors. Hajaj takes his cell phone, dials a number. HAJAJ Dean Stuart, I have some good and some bad news... INT. IRANIAN INTELLIGENCE OFFICE Three intelligence officers, middle age in uniform sit around a table. Barnajian, the commander, Kardashian and Faraj are deputies. OFFICER BARNAJIAN Apparently the Americans, using an Albanain agent, succeeded to hack some information about our new codes and passed it to the joker. Set up a team asap to kidnap him and find out what he knows and what he's planning to do with the information. OFFICERS KARDASHIAN AND FARAJ Will do. CUT TO: EXT. HARVWARD CAMPUS Mustafa and Hajaj walk around the campus talking to each other. HAJAJ Moosie, I will go back to my office to Created using Celtx

47. work on the polynomial method you have suggested. Be well and I will see you tomorrow. Mustafa continues along the campus alone, and approaches a building with the sign: ‘The Middle Eastern Center for Backgammon Sciences’. As he passes, THREE MEN WITH THEIR FACES COVERED, ___ run towards him, ______ subdue ___ him and take him inside the building. CUT TO: INT. DARK ROOM The room is empty except for a few chairs and a bucket of water. The KIDNAPPERS (all tall, large and angry) tie Mustafa to a chair, push a cloth into his mouth and cover his head so he can't see. The FIRST KIDNAPPER approaches him. KIDNAPPER 1 Okay brave man, we have a few questions for you. We can get the answers the easy way or the hard way. What do you prefer? Mustafa moves and makes unintelligible sounds. The SECOND KIDNAPPER looks at him with a furious expression. KIDNAPPER 2 So, you're pretending not to understand the question. Okay. You see this bucket? We will first use Persian tea boarding and if this doesn't work, then we'll move to Turkish coffee boarding. Mustafa continues making unintelligible sounds. Kidnapper 1 approaches him with a kettle of tea and starts pouring it on his head. Mustafa gets agitated, yelling and moving violently. KIDNAPPER 1 Okay, take off his hood.

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48. Kidnapper 2 takes off Mustafa's hood and removes the piece of cloth from his mouth. MUSTAFA (breathing heavily) Thank you. I could not speak with the cloth in my mouth. Kidnapper 2 speaks gently. KIDNAPPER 2 My apologies. Then his voice grows louder and louder with each question. KIDNAPPER 2 Who are you? Who sent you here? And what do you know about the Egyptian Hieroglyphics code? MUSTAFA My name is Mustafa Alkharbi. Kidnapper 2 approaches him and slaps him on the face. KIDNAPPER 2 What is your real name? MUSTAFA (now shouting) Mustafa Alkharbi, Alkharbi. Kidnapper 2 slaps Mustafa again on each cheek. KIDNAPPER 2 Your real name. Mustafa continues answering, through pain and tears... MUSTAFA Alkhabi,Alkhabi, Alkhabi, Alkhabi, Alkhabi,… CUT TO: EXT. HARVARD BUILDING A GROUP OF STUDENTS pass outside the building of Mustafa's interrogation. Within the group is Ashley and TWO MALE JOCKS (big and Created using Celtx

49. muscular but not intimidating). We'll call them JOCK 1 and JOCK 2. They're all deep in conversation, laughing. As they pass the building, Ashley listens closely. She can faintly hear Mustafa's choking throat noise. She starts PANICKING. ASHLEY Oh my gosh, oh my gosh! He's choking! You guys he's choking! JOCK 1 Who is choking? ASHLEY Ugh, come on. Follow me! She leads them into the bldg. CUT TO: INT. HARVARD BUILDING Ashley KICKS the door open. She and the two jocks enter the room, shocked to see Mustafa tied to the chair with three kidnappers around him. Kidnapper 1 kicks the door shut, and YELLS at the students to scare them away. Each of the two run frightened to one of the corners of the room. Kidnapper 1 turns to Ashley, a smile on his face that says "this should be easy". Ashley JUMPS and SPINS in the air and KICKS Kidnapper 1 right in the face. Kidnapper 2 approaches with a gun, and Ashley KICKS his gun out of his hand and THROWS him to the ground. Kidnapper 3, now terrified, covers his face with his hands and CRIES. He BOWS DOWN to Ashley, and then sits in the corner with is face between his legs. Ashley unties Mustafa. ASHLEY Are you okay? I'm so sorry this has happened to you.

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50. Mustafa kisses Ashley's hand. MUSTAFA Thank you, mademoiselle. You have saved my life a second time. Ashley smiles, flattered, and takes Mustafa by the hand. ASHLEY Ok guys, let’s get out of here. Ashley, Mustafa and the Jocks leave. INT. HAJAJ'S APT. Hajaj speaks to Mustafa on the phone. HAJAJ Moosie, I'm sorry about your kidnapping yesterday. You must be so stressed. I want to take you to Downtown Boston to get a taste of the American life. This country is very different from back home. CUT TO: EXT. BOYLSTON ST. - AFTEROON Mustafa and Hajaj walk down the street. In front of them, an OLD LADY walks with a SMALL POODLE on a leash. Mustafa picks up the poodle and BOUNCES it with his foot like a soccer ball. The old lady walking in front of them doesn't notice, but feels the leash being pulled. OLD LADY Sweetie, stop pulling the leash. Hajaj notices, embarrassed. HAJAJ Moosie, we don’t do these kind of things here. You see, in America dogs and cats get the most respect. MUSTAFA This poodle is better than a football. Much softer and lighter. Created using Celtx

51. Mustafa puts the dog down and they continue walking. They see a TODDLER with a pacifier in front of them, who runs away from his mom. Mustafa picks up the toddler with his foot - bouncing him in the air. The pacifier falls out of the toddler's mouth and Mustafa catches the toddler in one hand, the pacifier with the other. The toddler smiles. He puts the pacifier back in the toddler's mouth and places him back next to his mom, who deep in conversation, missed the whole thing. They approach a small crowd. We see A COUPLE with TWO LITTLE BOYS,an older woman in her 70's, a young woman with an odd LOOKING PUPPY, An old MAN with a BABY PIG and another MAN with a turkey. OLDER WOMAN(TO YOUNG WOMAN) What's the name of this sweetie? Can I pet him? YOUNG WOMAN His name is Dogush, and sure you can pet him. Don’t worry he is a Swedish dreamer. OLDER WOMAN Really? He looks a mixture of Beagle and poodle? YOUNG WOMAN He is actually a breed of illegal Hungarian and Australian Maltese. The woman pets the dog, then the pig and then the turkey. One of the little boys notices the old woman. BOY 1 Dad, I want to be pet too. FATHER Dennis, don’t be selfish. MUSTAFA I can’t believe what I see. What are those? It's an ugly pig and ugly turkey. Created using Celtx

52. HAJAJ Moosie, they are called ‘Support Animals’. That’s how it is today. They continue walking and enter a coffee shop. CUT TO: EXT. COFFEE SHOP Outside the coffee shop is a HUGE PITBULL tied to a table. The pitbull BARKS LOUDLY. A WAITER brings two cappuccino's to Hajaj and Mustafa's table. Mustafa covers his ears. MUSTAFA This is ridiculous. I am getting deaf from his barking. A FRENCH TOURIST (male, 50s) sittting next to them, motions to the waiter and talks to him in a strong French accent and angry tone. FRENCH TOURIST Excuse me. This dog making us crazy. WAITER Sir, I am sorry but dogs are welcome here. The tourist gets agitated. FRENCH TOURIST What is this? Will you please shut up this dog. The dog viciously barks back and tries to LUNGE towards the tourist, his leash pulling him back. A YOUNG WOMAN next to them gets angry at the tourist. YOUNG WOMAN What’s wrong with you? This cute dog is trying to connect with us. How would you feel if you were rejected? Other diners give him dirty looks. The French tourist pours Created using Celtx

53. his cappuccino on the ground, takes his wife and leaves the coffee shop furiously. HAJAJ Moosie, did you see that? Now watch me. At a different spot, a small puppy, tied to a table, quietly barks. Hajaj calls the waiter. A WAITER rushes to their table. HAJAJ Someone had neglected this poor puppy. Can you find his owner. The waiter looks confused. WAITER Sure, um, give me a minute. The waiter enters the indoor area and comes out with a MAN. HAJAJ Sir, you enjoy your time inside and your dog is miserable here. He wants to go home. MAN The dog is fine. He's not crying, he barks all the time. HAJAJ If you had some compassion you would feel he wants to go home. The dog’s owner tries to say something but Hajaj cuts him off. HAJAJ Please, no stupid excuses. Just take the dog, calm him down and share some quality time with him at home. People around give dirty looks at the dog’s owner, who shamefully unties the dog and leaves. Everyone claps at Hajaj for his brave intervention. Mustafa looks at Hajaj impressed. Created using Celtx

54. HAJAJ Moosie, lets go now to the greatest invention of the Western Civilization. The mall. CUT TO: INT. TELEPHONE BOOTH The Iranian agent talks on the phone. IRANIAN AGENT The jokers are in the downtown area. Apparently brainstorming the codes. Will update you later. CUT TO: EXT. MALL Mustafa and Hajaj approach the entrance to the Mall. The door reads "PUSH". Mustafa grabs the handle and PULLS the door a few times unsuccessfully. HAJAJ Moosie, no, no, no. You have to push. Mustafa continues to pull the door. MUSTAFA I am pushing. HAJAJ No, no, no. You are pulling. Hajaj tries to grab the handle from Mustafa to push the door, but Mustafa does not let him. MUSTAFA Remember our English teacher MUALEM? Mustafa demonstrates with is hands, reversing the two. MUSTAFA He told us many times. This is push, this is pull.

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55. HAJAJ No, no, no. It's the other way. Both getting agitated, Hajaj pushes while Mustafa pulls with greater force. In one forceful pull, Mustafa opens the door, the hinges breaking. He looks at Hajaj with a satisfied face. MUSTAFA I told you, you need to push. CUT TO: INT. MALL Mustafa is astonished by all the stores around him. MUSTAFA So many stores with so many people? HAJAJ You know Moosie, the Romans controlled the people with 'panem et circenses' or bread and circus’. Today it is ‘shop in the mall’. Remember our philosophy professor Abu Amar? MUSTAFA Of course I do. He loved DesCartes, ‘I think, therefore I am’. HAJAJ Well, nowadays it's ‘I buy, therefore I am’. People buy useless, unnecessary stuff to feel happier. Gifts for Christmas, Mother’s day, Father’s day, Uncle’s day, Mistress day, Neighbor’s day and the list goes on and on. Mustafa looks at him astonished. HAJAJ Moosie, I came to the conclusion that the solution to any conflict, is building malls. The wives will drag the husbands to shop rather than let them blow themselves up.

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They see a MIDDLE AGED ITALIAN-AMERICAN COUPLE. The husband looks angry. ITALIAN HUSBAND Let's get the hell out of here, I don't have anymore patience for this place. Mustafa looks at the man with an admiring expression. MUSTAFA This is a real man, he knows how to talk to his wife. HAJAJ Moosie, this is an exception. This man is from the old generation. People like him are rare. And today's culture is spreading all over the world. Hajaj stops. His eyes go wide. HAJAJ Do you see the man who is approaching us? This is a famous actor. Actor Brad Pitt passes them. Hajaj stops him. HAJAJ Mr. Brad Pitt, I am a great admirer of you. The movie with the car, oh my God, turning over 10 times. Then shooting the bad guy and kissing the beautiful girl. My friend from the Middle East is visiting me. Would you mind if we take a picture together? Brad Pitt looks confused. BRAD PITT Um, yeah, sure I guess. Mustafa hands Brad Pitt an old camera he takes out from under his jellabiya, and shows Brad Pitt what button to press. Hajaj and Mustafa stand together, and pose for the camera. Confused, Brad Pitt takes a photo of them. Mustafa and Hajaj change their pose. Created using Celtx

57. HAJAJ Make sure to get me from my good side. BRAD PITT Um, okay. Brad Pitt takes a few more photos, and passersby look on with confused expressions. Brad Pitt returns the camera, and Mustafa and Hajaj bow to him and walk away. MUSTAFA Wow, you could really see he works in Hollywood. The way he posed to take the pictures was very professional. He must be an excellent actor. CUT TO: INT. MUSTAFA'S OFFICE Mustafa sits across Dean Stuart. DEAN STUART Mustafa, I know you are starting to teach your Quantum Mechanics class today. I'm calling to inform you that Tim Jong-un's nephew is in your class. Please be kind to him to prevent any diplomatic incidents. Also we found out that a mole has been planted in the class. Identify him and feed him false information. MUSTAFA Dean Stuart, I fully understand. DEAN STUART Good. Also please be sensitive to the diversity of the student population, as nearly ninety percent of our Ph.D. candidates in Physics are not American. A big smile on Mustafa's face. MUSTAFA No problem Dean Stuart. Who could be more sensitive on this issue than myself? Created using Celtx

58. CUT TO: INT. CLASSROOM HALLWAY Mustafa, dressed in a different jallabia outfit and carrying a gym bag, walks down the hall. CUT TO: INT. MUSTAFA'S CLASSROOM The class is made up of 20 students, two female, the rest are male, mostly Middle Eastern, with beards and look suspicious. In the middle sits Tim Jong-un JR (looks just like a younger version of his uncle). Next to him, CALEB (from middleAmerica, wears a baseball hat with his favorite sports team). In the front row sits JOHNNY (teacher's pet with red hair and glasses). Mustafa stands at the podium, scanning the students and the room goes silent. He takes out an abacus, a finjan, a small burner, couple of cups, a box of tobacco for smelling and arranges them on the podium. He turns on the small burner and puts on a finjan with coffee. He cleans his throat and looks at the students. MUSTAFA Ladies and Gents, Welcome all. I am Dr. Mustafa Alkharbi and today I will introduce you to the field of Quantum Mechanics - the modern theory in physics that tantalized generations of physicists with Einstein being the biggest casualty. A few students start to whisper. Caleb raises his hand. CALEB (with a strong small-town accent) Dr. Mustafa, some of us are having difficulty understanding what you're saying. But Mustafa can't make out Caleb's "accent". MUSTAFA Sorry, could not understand you. Could you repeat.

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59. CALEB I was saying we have difficulties to understand you. MUSTAFA Oh, ok. Well the university is offering a class called: ‘English for American students who have foreign Professors’. It will be helpful for you to take that class. Caleb looks bewildered. Mustafa moves on. MUSTAFA Gentlemen, let's please welcome Tim Jong-un Jr., part of the exchange student program. He is here to supplement his knowledge in nuclear physics. Everyone claps and Tim Jong-un Jr. nods with his head. MUSTAFA Today we will cover two intriguing aspects of Quantum Mechanics. The first is the inseparable relation between the observer and reality, and the second is Quantum Engtanglement. Johnny TYPES FRANTICALLY on his laptop. TIM JONG-UN JR. And how can we use this for a nuclear weapon? MUSTAFA Patience, Junior. Mustafa pauses. JOHNNY Professor Mustafa, didn't you imply in one of your papers that Quantum Mechanics has its origin in the work of one of your ancestors? Mustafa turns to the class, flattered by the question. While he's talking he fills his cup with coffee. MUSTAFA Indeed, Johnny, you are quite right. Created using Celtx

60. These ideas go back over a thousand years. It all began with three of my ancestors, Abdul Rahman Shia, Abdul Halim Suna and Abdul Haim Silverman. Some students whisper "Silverman?" MUSTAFA Yes, Silverman. The three were from the same mother but three different fathers. After a few thoughtful seconds, a dreamy look comes to his face. VISION SEQUENCE. NARRATED BY MUSTAFA EXT. DESERT IN THE MIDDLE EAST Three men, in their early 30's dressed in jellabias, following a group of goats with two of the goats are Delila and Mahmud, dressed in unique outfits. These are the three ancestors, dressed in Jallabia, with Silverman wearing a yarmulke and a star of David. Shia approaches Delila with worried expression. Examines her then refers to his brothers. NATTATOR- MUSTAFA Suddenly Shia looks at Delila with alarmed eyes, and calls the others: ‘Suna and Silvi, Delila is crying’. Suna approaches Delila, examines her and talks to Shia. They continue discussing. NARRATOR (MUSTAFA) but Suna says: 'what are you talking about, she is laughing'. Shia insists: 'no, the corners of her eyes and mouth facing down'. and Suna responds: 'no, she is laughing so hard that she looks as if she is crying'. Silverman approaches Delila and begins examining her face. while the other two brothers get into heated argument. NARRATOR (MUSTAFA) After a long argument, Shia and Suna decided to split the herd, each taking half and letting Delila and Mahmud Created using Celtx

61. stay with Silverman. The two brothers each herding half of the flock separately while Silverman is herding Delila and Mahmud. In the distance a village is seen. As they approach the village, poeple come out and gather around them. All get into heated argument and split into two groups while Silverman stands on the side examining Delila. NARRATOR (MUSTAFA) As they arrived to their village, each presented his case to the community. But the community became divided too. So one created a yearly 3 days of atonement, and the other a yearly 3 day of festivities. Suddenly, Silverman runs towards his brothers and talks to them passionately. NARRATOR (MUSTAFA) Yes, Silverman, he was smart this Alyahood. suddenly he shouted: “Suna, Shia, can’t you see. Delila’s expression is a mix of happiness and sadness. some see happiness and some see sadness. But nobody listen to him. The brothers don't want to hear Silverman and the whole village continues their heated argument. END OF VISION SEQUENCE. CUT TO: BACK TO CLASSROOM Tim Jong-un jr. raises his hand. TIM JONG-UN JR. And how can we use this knowledge for nuclear missiles? MUSTAFA Patience, Junior, patience. This was the origin of Quantum Mechanics: the observer creates the reality. Silvy was too advanced for his time. It took over a millennia for Silvy’s ideas to be rediscovered by Schrodinger.

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62. JOHNNY And what is Quantum Entanglement? Mustafa looks at him suspiciously. MUSTAFA When two objects are entangled, they are tied together in a mysterious way. Affecting one instantaniously affects the other, regardless how far they maybe from each other. JOHNNY And does entanglement has military applications? Say, diverting the course of flying objects? Mustafa blushes, gets agitated. MUSTAFA No, such is impossible. It exists only in Hollywood. Johnny smiles, knowing he's being smart. JOHNNY Are you sure it cannot be applied to objects, for instance, missiles? Mustafa approaches him, reflects as if he heard a very interesting idea. But then he holds him by his shoulders, starts shaking him and shouts. MUSTAFA I said no, and when I say no it means NO. Mustafa goes back to his podium. The class is quiet, the students terrified. JOHNNY One more question. Is it true that another ancestor laid down the foundation for Quantum Computing by using a binary base with his abacus? Mustafa's eyes lit up and again becomes thoughtful as if he heard another great idea.

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63. MUSTAFA (SLOWLY, EMPHASIZING EVERY WORD) Indeed, you are right. MUSTAFA Now back to Schrodinger’s cat experiment. Mustafa goes to the board, draws quickly a sketch of Schrodinger’s experiment. SFX Typing noise. Mustafa turns to see Johnny typing. He looks up at Mustafa, and quickly stops typing. Mustafa turns back to the board and Johnny resumes typing. Mustafa turns and JOHNNY closes his laptop quickly. MUSTAFA Gentlemen, I asked not to disrupt the lecture, but it seems that Johnny did not hear my request. Mustafa turns to the board and completes the drawing of Schrodinger's experiment, while Johnny continues typing. MUSTAFA In this thought experiment, a cat, and a flask of poison, are placed in a sealed box. A mechanism inside is designed to release the poison with probability of 50%, which would kill the cat. Now, at 12:01 we look at the sealed box and ask: is the cat dead or alive? MIDDLE EASTERN STUDENT (whispers) Who cares? There are enough cats. Students begin laughing. MUSTAFA The answer is: the cat is both alive and dead. Like Delila the goat who looked both happy and sad. Yet, if Johny opens the box, that mixture will collapse and Johnny will see a live or a dead cat. Created using Celtx

64. JOHNNY And if the cat is dead? Does it mean I killed it by opening the box? MUSTAFA Precisely my boy. TIM JONG-UN JR. Can we use this for nuclear torpedos? MUSTAFA Patience, dear Junior. Mustafa turns to the board and starts writing some more equations. Johnny continues typing away. Mustafa turns to the class, annoyed but determined. ______________________ MUSTAFA Ok, we are going to see a real life application of Schrodinger's idea. Mustafa approaches Johnny, SHUTS his laptop, and takes it back to his podium. He then takes his gym bag, removes it's containments, puts the laptop inside and zips the bag. He then goes to one of the cabinets on the wall, opens it and takes out a BASEBALL BAT. MUSTAFA Gentlemen, watch carefully. He takes the bag with the laptop, put it on a table, and SMASHES IT with the bat. Everyone, especially Johnny is HORRIFIED. MUSTAFA Gentlemen, we have a bag here and obviously inside there is laptop. is it intact or broken? ALL STUDENTS A broken laptop. MUSTAFA Wrong! You all missed the point.

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65. JOHNNY A superposition of an intact and a broken laptop. MUSTAFA Excellent, Johnny, excellent. He then takes the bag to JOHNNY, hands it to him. MUSTAFA Johnny, please open the bag, and tell us what you see inside. JOHNNY opens the bag and looks inside, his eyes tearing up. JOHNNY I see a broken laptop. MUSTAFA Wonderful. And who broke the laptop? Johnny hesitates. JOHNNY Me? Before I opened it the laptop was a mix of intact and broken. The students nod their heads and clap. Johnny, confused, smiles and claps too. Tim Johng-un Jr. looks thoughtfully while sketching a few symbols of radioactive material and missiles on a piece of paper. MUSTAFA Class dismissed. As the students leave, Mustafa sends a text to Dean Stuart: I think I found the mole in the class. Not only that, he gave me two great ideas.

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66. MUSTAFA Well, I have very good news. There was a mole in the class. But not only did I destroy all the information on his laptop, he actually gave me two great ideas on how to solve two of our three problems. DEAN STUART which ones and how? MUSTAFA The first using quantum entanglement to controll the missiles from a large distance, and the second, use a binary system with my abacus to achieve the high computation power needed to decipher the codes. Dean Stuart's eyes go wide. DEAN STUART I can see where you're going with this. You want to apply the Quantum Entanglement effect using the missile replicas to affect the real missiles. MUSTAFA Exactly. But we still need to prove it works. PAMELA How are you going to do that? MUSTAFA With your help. PAMELA Moosie, I am not a scientist. MUSTAFA I know and I have a plan to test the idea. DEAN SUART This is really science fiction. Mustafa just smiles. CUT TO:

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67. INT. CONVERTIBLE BMW Pamela and Mustafa, both dressed elegantly, drive with the top down. PAMELA Moosie, what are your plans? MUSTAFA I'll tell you when we get to the restaurant. CUT TO: INT. RESTAURANT Mustafa and Pamela, approach the receptionist. RECEPTIONIST Name? MUSTAFA Mustafa Alkharbi. She takes them both to a table at a corner of the restaurant. On the opposite side we see another table with a couple, about same age as Mustafa and Pamela, resembling both but chubbier. Mustafa examine both. They both are having an entrecote steak. Mustafa helps Pamela with her chair, then sits. The WAITRESS approaches. WAITRESS Welcome, my name is Alice andMustafa stands up and offers his hand. MUSTAFA Nice to meet you Alice, I am Mustafa and this is Pamela. The waitress looks confused. WAITRESS Nice to meet you, Mustafa. PAMELA My friend likes to be silly sometimes. We will start with a bottle of a 2010 Dom Perignon Vintage champagne, to Created using Celtx

68. celebrate his birthday. WAITRESS Sure, you have an excellent taste. MUSTAFA Pamela, why a 2010? I think I can afford a brand new bottle. Pamela laughs and the waitress leaves. She puts her hand over Mustafa's. MUSTAFA Pamela, make sure to order exactly the same food order the couple at the corner is having. PAMELA Ok, I will. Moosie, How did you get the nickname Moosie? MUSTAFA When I was breast feeding,I would take my time, and my mom would say, ‘Moosie, Moosie, hurry up, hurry up, drink faster,I have to prepare fresh pita and hummus for your father’. PAMELA Oh, I feel for your mom. She had to work hard. MUSTAFA One day my father comes from work and says to my mother ‘Latifa, where is my fresh pita bread, the hummus?' And mom apologizes with a smile, saying: ‘Well, you know Moosie, he takes his time’. Then my father, pretending to be angry, would say ‘Moosie is getting chubbier and chubbier and I am getting skinnier and skinnier’. Then they both would laugh and pinch my cheeks over and over. PAMELA Amazing how you remember all these details. MUSTAFA Well, I was 10 years old. Created using Celtx

69. PAMELA (shocked) 10 years old and you were still.. you know.. MUSTAFA Yes, I was hummus intolerance, so I had to survive on breast milk. By the time I had to go to college, I got used to eating hummus. Here is a picture of me when I was a baby. Mustafa takes out a small black and white picture from his wallet. In it, a baby’s face resembling Mustafa, with a light mustache and a black beauty mark. PAMELA You look so sweet and adorable. MUSTAFA Thank you. The waitress comes back and pours the drink into two glasses, which they both raise. PAMELA Happy birthday Moosie. The waitress gets out her notepad. PAMELA I think we are ready to order. Moosie, we will have the special 3 pound entrecote steak made with duck sauce prepared very rare. WAITRESS Oh, that’s the best choice in the menu. MUSTAFA In that case, please bring us half a cow and we will share it. The waitress takes the menus, smiles and leaves. MUSTAFA Now back to why we are here. Do you see the couple on the other side of the dining area? I will entangle you with that lady, then manipulate you Created using Celtx

70. and if the entanglement is successful, she will follow every motion you do. But first, I will need the name of the lady. As the waitress brings them their food... PAMELA Excuse me? The couple next at the other corner looks familiar, but we want to be sure before we say hi. Do you mind getting us their names? WAITRESS Oh that's Mr. Fred and Mrs. Rosie Smith. PAMELA Thank you. As the waitress leaves, Mustafa closes his eyes and begins CHANTING, almost like an exorcist. MUSTAFA I command you, Pamela and Rosie, to get entangled for the rest of the dinner. I command you in the name of the holy spirit. As he chants, the lights in the restaurant flicker for a few seconds and strange noise is heard, after which there is silence. The diners are perplexed. MUSTAFA Pamela, take a bite from the corner of your steak. Pamela cuts a piece and takes a bite, closes her eyes out of pleasure. Rosie, does exactly the same. MUSTAFA Now take the knife, cut a piece of my steak and put it in my mouth. Pamela does, and Rosie does the same to her husband. MUSTAFA touch my right ear gently. Pamela does so and the Rosie does exactly the same to her husband. Created using Celtx

71. MUSTAFA I think the experiment is successful. A TANGO TUNE begins to play from the speakers, and Mustafa jumps from his seat and grabs Pamela into his arms in a tango posture, her head falling down, her face up, looking at him. They begin dancing the tango. Rosie grabs Fred and they follow. Both couples dance, for a moment the men exchanging the ladies and then switching them back. As the music stops, the diners clap. ROSIE I cannot believe it. We've never danced like that before in our lives. MUSTAFA Hard to believe. You guys are professionals. They sit back down. Mustafa goes back to his exorcist-like chant. MUSTAFA Pamela and Rosie, I declare your quantum entanglement to be null and void. He looks up. MUSTAFA Okay now pinch my cheek. Pamela does as told. Mustafa looks at Rosie. She sends her hand towards the face of Fred, but then hesitates and takes it back. MUSTAFA I think we are all set. Should we order dessert? CUT TO: Mustafa and Pamela leave the table. PAMELA Moosie, you are better than a chocolate mousse. You are a genius. Created using Celtx

72. MUSTAFA (with a humble voice) I know. As Mustafa passes Fred, he notices a LIGHT MOUSTACHE AND BEAUTY MARK (which were not there before) on Fred's face. MUSTAFA I think there may have been some side effects to this experiment. Pamela puts her arm under Mustafa's and gives him a kiss on the cheek. CUT TO: INT. MUSTAFA'S APARTMENT Mustafa picks up the phone. MUSTAFA Pamela? How are you? PAMELA Moosie. Some good news. I was just notified that our Bulgarian double agent succeeded to obtain intelligence on the planned trajectories of the missiles, if fired. To protect the agent, the intelligence will be delivered to us during an opera performance, tonight at 8:00. We don't have much time, please be ready at 7:00. Oh, and it's black tie.

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73. PAMELA Moosie, who is your most beloved female opera singer? MUSTAFA Oh, My favorite is UmKultum, who died many years ago. Back home, we would sit, listening for 3,4,5 hours to a single song, and we would be crying and crying. So emotional, sentimental and beautiful. PALMELA Oh, I haven't heard of her. CUT TO: INT. OPERA HOUSE ENTRANCE Pamala greets a few acquaintances as they enter. At the coat check, Mustafa is reluctant to give his jacket. Pamela motions for Mustafa that he should give his jacket, and he agrees. CUT TO: INT. OPERA HOUSE Mustafa and Pamela introduce their tickets to an usher who bring them to a sit in the first row. Pamela sits by a HEAVY SET MAN, with thick black hair. A WOMAN (50s, heavy, a feather hat and lots of makeup) sings on stage. The orchestra begins with some incoherent, dissonant notes, then the singer starts singing a sequence of atonal arpeggios, in crescendo and diminuendo, in a harsh shrieking and frantic voice. The crowd seems at unease. The singer goes from very low to very high unexpectedly, sometimes ending a phrase with a sharp yelling and beginning and ending musical sentences in unexpected points. Mustafa looks frightened and covers his ears. He clutches PAMELA. MUSTAFA Pamela, what is this? Who is this woman? Why do they let her sing? PAMELA Moosie, calm down, you are not used to Created using Celtx

74. modern music. The man next to Pamela hushes them. PAMELA Sorry, sir. Mustafa, annoyed by the music, takes out a small can with hummus, miniature slices of pita bread and watermelon from his pockets and starts eating The Man next to Pamela gives them angry looks. MUSTAFA This music is terrible. Who could compose something like this? The man looks furious, then turns to Mustafa. MAN Sir,I composed this music. Don’t you dare criticize it. Mustafa and Pamela become defensive and embarrassed. PAMELA Sir, my friend did not mean to criticize the music. It is actually very good. MUSTAFA Yes, the music is good, it is the lady who is ruining the music with her horrible voice. MAN How dare you. That's my wife. They both turn away from him, embarrassed. Mustafa cleans his mouth and hands from the hummus and watermelon. Puts a serious expression on face as if nothing happened. The singer finishes her piece, then the crowd claps. The singer bows a few times, then leaves and the presenter appears on stage. ANCHOR And now, it is time for the surprise we promised. We will be looking for Created using Celtx

75. two amateur singers from the audience who will be performing Figaro’s aria from The Barber of Seville by Rossini. Excitement in the audience, all looking around to see who will be selected. Hands are raised all over. The anchor scans the audience, and suddenly looks at the first row and points to the man next to Pamela. ANCHOR Sir, I think you will be a good fit for this. Please, would you join me on the stage? The man smiles proudly, goes up on the stage triumphantly and stands by the presenter full of self appreciation. PRESENTER We need one more person. Let’s see, at the back, I can see some talented people who are hiding themselves. But at a second thought, for the sake of diversity, we need someone different. She points to Mustafa. PRESENTER Sir, would you mind joining us on stage? Mustafa is apprehensive at first, but the crowd and Pamela encourage him, and finally and reluctantly he goes up and stands next to the man. PRESENTER Ok, this is going to be fun. You two gentlemen are going to sing in tandem the aria from the Barber of Seville. The audience laughs, excited. The orchestra starts playing the music. The man and Mustafa look at each other and suddenly start singing the melody, in alternate phrases, one in Italian (professional bass or baritone) and Mustafa in Arabic (tenor). The phrases are interleaved. As they sing, the crowd shouts in enthusiasm. When they finish, hand in hand, they bow to intense clapping of the audience. The man takes an ENVELOPE from his back pocket and pushes it to Mustafa’s trouser back pocket, then taps him on his Created using Celtx

76. behind. Mustafa nods with his head and taps him back on his behind. They come off stage, Pamela hugs Mustafa proudly. As they leave, the man winks at them with a big smile. cut to: INT. MUSTAFA'S APARTMENT - EARLY AFTERNOON Mustafa sits by his desk, thinking hard while the melancholic music of Um Kultum plays in the background. On a whiteboard for wings Under math equations. wings along the in red.

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He walks to the board and changes a few equations, drinks coffee, eats some hummus then goes back and writes a couple of more equations. Some tears in his eyes, clearly from to the music. He turns off the music, goes to a small carpet, takes off his shoes, looks up, then bends with his head touching the floor, going into a headstand position, moving back and forth, executes a few flips before standing up again. He undresses to his underwear and a t-shirt, then enters the bathroom. He opens the faucet to fill the bathtub, then stands by the mirror, puts shaving cream on his face. Music from Figaro’s marriage by Rossini accompanies his shaving. He takes a barber razor and starts shaving to the rhythm of the music. Almost finished, as the music comes to a sharp measure, he finishes with two sharp motions down. The music stops, and a small cut on his chin starts bleeding. He enters the bathtub, lies down on his back, reflecting. Suddenly he notices a line of blood dripping from his face. He takes a tissue from a box to wipe the blood, but the blood keeps coming out. He looks for another tissue but the box is empty. Frustrated he looks around but cannot find another tissue box. He reaches to the toilet paper and tries to snatch a piece, but the piece does not tear at the perforated line. He tries again and again with frustrated expression, but he never succeeds to tear it at the perforated line. It comes out torn all over. Created using Celtx

77. Outraged, he pulls the whole roll, which spreads out all over the bathroom. Mustafa, losing his balance, falls into the tub, the water covering his head. Suddenly his head comes out, his face glowing, and he grabs the long piece of the toilet paper and with a triumphant motion he stands up, the water dripping down all over. He raises his hand up. MUSTAFA EUREKA! EUREKA! Mustafa rushes out of the bathtub, still naked. He takes the phone, dialing... MUSTAFA Hajaj, I found a solution to the missile wings volnurability problem. Meet me in ten minutes at the Material Strength Lab. Mustafa fills a gym bag with rolls of toilet paper. CUT TO: INT. MATERIAL STRENGTHS LAB Mustafa and Hajaj work in a frenzy, using lab instruments to examine the toilet paper and connecting different weights using the toilet paper. They pack everything in couple of large gym bags. Mustafa takes his phone. MUSTAFA Dean Stuart, please meet us at the Drug Store on Power St. Asap. Please bring Pamela, three of our senior physicists, and a team of FBI officers. I think we found a solution to the missile wing’s vulnerability problem which which can cause the wings to break during a flight. CUT TO: EXT. DRUG STORE PARKING LOT - LATE AFTERNOON POLICE CARS, sirens and lights on, surround the drug store as if there's a raid. Dean Stuart, with a team of four faculty, and a team of FBI Created using Celtx

78. agents, get out of the cars and walk towards the entrance of the drugstore. Mustafa and Hajaj arrive and look for a parking spot. They find one behind a car and as they plan to get out of the car, Mustafa notices the rear bumper of the car in front of them has an UGLY BUMP on the left side. He looks at the car thoughtfully, then drives back, accelerates forward and HITS the car on its rear right side, creating a symmetric pair of bumps. Mustafa gets out of the car, examines the bumper of the car in front of him, satisfied to see both bumps are even and symmetrical. He looks at Hajaj who approves and they both enter the drugstore with two large gym bags, followed by Dean Stuart’s team and the FBI agents. CUT TO: INT. DRUG STORE In the cashier line are 10 CUSTOMERS. One is an OLD MAN (short, with a long, shabby coat, and glasses). Mustafa and Dean Stuart's team enter the drug store as if it is a raid. MUSTAFA Everyone freeze! Please call the manager. All eyes are on him and the team. One of the cashiers picks up the phone, talking quietly but with a worried expression. After a few seconds, the MANAGER (well dressed, confident), comes out from a side door. MANAGER Gentlemen, what is the problem? How can I help you? If you need to return any item please stand in line. MUSTAFA This place is under investigation. MANAGER Sir, who are you and what is this about? Created using Celtx

79. MUSTAFA Never mind who I am. We will soon get to the root of the matter. Please order your workers to bring 12 rolls of toilet paper of every brand and arrange them here in a line. Mustafa points to where he wants the toilet paper arranged. The manager looks at the FBI agents who nods to him to follow the order. The manager does so and in a few seconds a line of toilet paper rolls of different brands are arranged in a line. Mustafa points to one of the rolls. MUSTAFA Sir, all the manufacturers of this product are involved in a scheme to rob the customers. MANAGER (rolling his eyes) And how so, if I may ask? MUSTAFA Yes, this product was designed to be overused. Sir, please take a roll from any brand you choose and detach a single sheet from it. The manager takes a roll, hands it to Hajaj who holds it, then tries to detach a single sheet. The paper does not tear along the perforated line, but along a random line, leaving multiple sheets in the manager's hand instead of a single piece. MUSTAFA As you can see, the paper did not tear along the perforated line, as it was supposed to. Try it with a different brand. The manager tries a few other brands, and in all cases the paper does not tear along the perforated line. MUSTAFA This proves the grand scheme. The manufacturers take advantage of customers, in their most vulnerable of circumstances. But now, a scientific proof. Mustafa makes a sign to Hajaj, who opens one of the gym bags, Created using Celtx

80. and takes out a few large pictures of magnified torn sheets. Hajaj grabs the old man standing in line, forcing him to turn with his back to Mustafa. Mustafa grabs a stapler from the counter, takes a large poster paper, then staples it to the back of the old man. On the poster reads: ‘Strength analysis of toilet paper’. It includes a diagram showing a 50 lb weight attached to the first sheet of a roll, and a few equations. The old man tries to resist and turn, but Hajaj holds him firmly. Mustafa takes a conductor’s baton from his bag and uses it to point to the picture. MUSTAFA Gentlemen, I will be attaching a 50 lb weight to one side of the toilet roll and demonstrate that it would never tear along the perforated line. Hajaj puts on the ground a 50lb weight, takes out a toilet roll, and attaches the free side to the weight. He lifts the roll, connected to the weight. Slowly a tear develops, but not along the perforated line. Mustafa points to the tear. The old man, uneasy, tries to turn around, but Hajaj holds him firmly. MUSTAFA Gentlemen, in our lab we experimented with weights up to 1000 pounds. Never, ever, does the paper break along the perforated line. The crowd becomes curious and noisy. MUSTAFA And the reason for this is the following: The manufacturer embedded tiny, invisible threads, made of graphen, the strongest material known. It could stand a sheering force of over three thousand pounds per inch. HAJAJ And this guarantees the paper will always break along an unpredictable line, forcing the customer, who is captured in a four by four cell, to over-use this product. Created using Celtx

81. The old man, with a painful expression, tries again to turn back. Mustafa takes a candy from the counter and puts it in his mouth. The manager looks shocked. MANAGER Sir, this is an impressive demonstration. No one can argue against that. DEAN STUART Mustafa, I think I know where you are going with this. Mustafa motions to Hajaj who pulls out another poster. Mustafa attaches the second poster over the first with the stapler, causing the old man to move in pain. The second poster shows a military aircraft, with the lines connecting the wings to the body highlighted. MUSTAFA Ironically, sometimes some good comes out of evil intentions. This discovery will actually help us to solve a problem related to the vulnerability in the wings of the Air Force F-15A. Hajaj staples a third poster to the old man's back, in which we see the aircraft, where a line labeled ‘line of vulnerability’ is covered with toilet paper in such a way that the perforation lines are aligned with the vulnerable line. MUSTAFA These sheets of toilet paper are aligned so that the perforation lines are along the line of vulnerablity. This would prevent the wings from breaking. Pamela looks at Mustafa with admiration and a loving expression. The customers clap. The scientific team looks impressed. Mustafa and Hajaj throw a roll at the cashier, another at the manager, and a few to customers. Hajaj removes the posters from the back of the old man, turns him around, then puts four rolls deep inside his coat, pauses, then puts another roll in his pocket. Mustafa hugs the old man who still has a Created using Celtx

82. pained expression on his face. Mustafa pulls out some staples from his back. The old man seemed confused and in pain, and tries to say something unsuccessfully. OLD MAN I, I, I,... HAJAJ (encouragingly) Yes, yes, continue, you, you,… OLD MAN I...ayyy....ayy. The old man motions with his hand to his back. Hajaj looks at his back and pulls out a few more staples, then shows them to the old man with a smile. He takes a handful of sweets and pushes them into the old man's pocket, then adds a couple of toilet paper rolls into his trousers, and buttons his coat up nicely. DEAN STUART Mustafa, this is incredible. This is genius. You used a simple technology to solve an intractable problem. Let’s all go and celebrate this breakthrough. Mustafa and Hajaj each grab one arm of the old man and start walking proudly, everyone following them. INT. IRANIAN WAR ROOM Sitting on a huge carpet in a big circle, Ayatollah Khomeini's HOLOGRAM goes up in the middle, surrounded by A DOZEN OF generals. Beautiful dishes of Persian food and fruit are spread on the carpet. Belly dancers entertain the participants. All are in a joyful mood. A few screens are on the walls. The largest screen turns on. We see a DESERT AREA, with the three mock ups (Trump Tower, The Eiffel Tower and the Big Ben) in one area. Next to the mockup, three towers with large video cameras. At a further distance, 12 missiles arranged in line with operators seated next to an array of electronic instrumentation.

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83. GENERAL IRADJ Dear Supreme commander. Your wish is our command. We are ready to destroy the mockup targets. We have the best HD video cameras to provide a spectacular record of the destruction. AYATOLLAH KHOMEINI Excellent. Which target are we going to start with? GENERAL IRADJ Your supreme honor, what about the Eiffel Tower? AYATOLLAH KHOMEINI No, let’s start with Trump’s tower. He will be the first to learn a lesson. On the screen the operators load a missile into a silo, then Ahmadinejad raises his hand. TALL GENERAL (in a low pitched voice) Fire. MEDIUM HEIGHT GENERAL (in a medium pitched voice) Fire. A SHORT GENERAL (in a high pitched voice) Fire. Women begin making ululation sound in the background. An operator on the screen presses a few buttons and a MISSILE IS FIRED, creating a large BOOM and fire and flames. It is launched towards the mock up site and hits the Trump Tower mockup. The missile EXPLODES and DESTROYS the mockup to rubble in a spectacular view. All start laughing with joy. Soon after, two more missiles are fired, one hits the Eiffel tower and the other the Big Ben, turning them into rubble. A Persian Melody theme plays, the beat of the music coinciding with the missile fire and destruction of targets. The cameras record the full event. CUT TO: Created using Celtx

84. INT. UNIVERSITY HOSPITAL - OPERATING ROOM TWO ELDERLY PATIENTS lie next to each other on connecting operating beds, UNCONSCIOUS and connected to monitors and IVs. A group of DOCTORS and NURSES around them, stressed. The head of surgery is DR. STRONGHOLD (60's and brilliant). DR. STRONGHOLD The complications are getting worse, and nothing seems to help. The vital signs on the monitors are erratic. Everyone is in a panic. Dr. Stronghold dials his phone. DR. STRONGHOLD Dean Stuart, this is Dr. Stronghold, head of the Cosmetology surgical unit. We have an emergency situation. Two elderly patients came in for routine botox treatments, but things went awfully wrong. Both are in a coma due to complications in membrane viscosity in their brains. DEAN STUART And you are looking for a scientist who has a wide background in science and medicine. DR.STRONGHOLD Precisely. This problem is beyond our expertise. DEAN STUART You dialed the right number. I have the right man for you. INT. PLASTIC SURGERY WING - CORRIDOR - MOMENTS LATER MONTAGE with hip hop music in the background: Mustafa and Hajaj BREAK THROUGH the main double doors, both dressed in medical outfit in a jallabia style. They are rushing in, dancing, kicking aside a few security personnel who try to stop them, and walking on the walls to Created using Celtx

85. avoid an emergency bed rushing from opposite direction. They arrive to THE OPERATION ROOM, pushing the doors open with their bottoms. Mustafa takes off his jacket, throws it to one of the nurses, and in a single rapid motion grasps the bottom of his jelabia and pulls it up to the frightened expressions of the nurses. But underneath he has another jallabia in the form of a surgical uniform. The nurses smile in relief when they see he is not naked. Mustafa and Hajaj stretch both hands and three nurses run to them and fight over who will put the surgical gloves on. They approach the elderly couple on the bed and each, in a rapid motion, removes their sheets coverings revealing HAIRY LEGS, LARGE NAILS, UNCOMBED HAIR and BODIES IN BAD SHAPE. Hajaj opens his gym bag, revealing a shiny set of curved knives. He takes one and throws it to Mustafa who in turn makes a 360 degree turn and throws it towards Dr.Stronghold. The knife glides, just past his ear and penetrates the wall behind him. Mustafa winks towards Dr. Stronghold who looks shocked. Mustafa then takes his jacket and throws it, landing on the knife's handle. The old couple suddenly WAKES UP, watching Mustafa and Hajaj with frightened eyes. Mustafa makes a motion to Hajaj who throws him a short sword, with which (to the frightened audience) he separates the double bed into two. He throws the sword back to Hajaj who throws another curved knife to him. Mustafa approaches the frightened old lady, and applies shaving cream on her legs. Then, with a few knife strokes (like a professional barber) shaves her legs to reveal a pair old clean beautiful legs. He takes one of her hands, places it palm down on a kitchen cutting board. Then with rapid motions, cut her nails to small pieces like a chef cutting garlic. He repeats with other hand, collecting the pieces of nail as if they were pieces of garlic and pours them into a pot on a stove. Then, he takes the knife, throws it up (everyone runs to the corners of the room, frightened), and catches the knife like an acrobat. Dr. Stronghold indicates with fear to Mustafa how the cardio signals on the screen are fading, but Mustafa smiles and Created using Celtx

86. makes a motion of assurance not to worry. He takes a red marker and with a few strokes marks two red marks on the lady’s lips. He then sticks two syringes in her chest through the cotton sheet and injects gel into her breast (which slowly inflate to two nice size beautiful breasts). Hajaj throws him a small leaf blower and a can of paint. Mustafa blows her hair smooth, and paints her hair a shiny, beautiful blonde silver. Then Hajaj takes a small metal brush and combs her hair and applies mascara to her eyelids. Mustafa cuts the man's nails in a similar manner, while Hajaj uses a small drill (with a metal brush adapter) to clean the hair out of his nose. Using scissors he cuts his eyebrows, and the hair from his ears. Using the drill he removes wax from his ears. The old man is in his underwear, exposing thick hair all over. Mustafa climb on the bed, and uses a mini lawn mover over the man’s body, shaving his front and back. The old man now looking clean and healthy. Mustafa and Hajaj attach the two beds together, then each take a brush, put it into another can of paint, and start painting the bodies of both. With small knives they remove wrinkles from their faces, use syringes and gel to fill them in. At this point the music stops. Mustafa and Hajaj look at the couple still in bed with satisfied smiles. Mustafa claps with his hands twice and suddenly the couple wakes up and jump out of bed: The doctors and nurses look at them and we see a beautiful, good looking old couple. The music resumes. The team Hajaj, who bow to them with a motion to Hajaj, who goes fingan, cups, makes coffee, the couple with smile.

rush to hug and thank Mustafa and humble expressions. Mustafa makes under Mustafa’s jallabia, grabs a pours four cups, and hands two to

INT. MUSTAFA'S APTARTMENT - EARLY AFTERNOON Mustafa wears an outfit combining a Middle Eastern and Western style - a jallabia, suit and a bow tie. He brushes his hair and looks in the mirror, satisfied. MUSTAFA Looking good for convocation. His phone DINGS. He checks it. Created using Celtx

87. MUSTAFA What? Intelligence that there is going to be an assassination attempt at convocation? He grabs his keys. MUSTAFA I must go now. INT. CONVOCATION AUDITORIUM The oval auditorium is filled with THOUSANDS OF STUDENTS. On stage are 20 DIGNITARIES, The university PRESIDENT, VP OF ACADEMICS, etc. The PROVOST (female, 50s) approaches the podium. PROVOST Parents and students, welcome to the 2018 convocation. I would like to welcome you all to Harvard University. Students shout and yell out of joy. PROVOST This new academic year will be the beginning of a new and bright future for you all. You will be soon leading this nation and we promise to provide you with the best education possible. The university believes in cultural diversity and following this vision, I am proud to invite our keynote speaker who will share with you his perspective about life and about your future. He is a scholar and a physicist from the middle east and Harvard is proud to have him with us. Please welcome (mispronounced poorly) Dr. Mistafa Algebra. Mustafa is seated at an upper row at the back of the auditorium. Black Hawk not far from him. When Mustafa hears his name he stands up and starts walking down the stairs to a path that will lead him to the podium. No one notices him and all are looking at the stage in anticipation for the speaker to come. Black Hawk takes out Created using Celtx

88. binoculars to watch him. Along Mustafa's path, a MOTHER is seated with her TODDLER. They're holding a few BALLOONS. The toddler takes a PIN from her mother’s hair and PUNCTURES the balloons one after the other, causing a sequence of booms. Some STUDENT sitting just above Mustafa hear the booms and see Mustafa walking, wearing his Middle Eastern clothes. STUDENTS (in a panic) There's a student bomber! A GROUP OF STUDENTS _________ jump down on Mustafa, subdue him to the floor and start ___________ beating him. Other students join in, all hitting and shouting. GROUP OF STUDENTS We got him! There is confusion at the podium. A FEW POLICEMEN rush to the scene and remove the students from Mustafa. A HEAVY STUDENT continues holding Mustafa down, in a chokehold maneuver. After a few seconds, the Provost arrives and when she sees Mustafa, she starts shaking. PROVOST Release him immediately! This is our keynote speaker (mispronouncing again) Mistafa Algarabi. Mustafa nods his head back and forth, still in a chokehold, making throat sounds. MUSTAFA Khhharrbi. Ashley (the blonde student who saved Mustafa twice before) appears in a panic. BLONDE STUDENT Omg! Omg! He's choking! He's choking! Someone help him! The heavy student releases his hold. Mustafa stands up and straightens out his clothes. He Created using Celtx

89. approaches the Provost. MUSTAFA Madam, I just want to correct you, my last name is Al kharbi. (emphasis on the throat sound) Mustafa Alkharbi, not Algarbi. Mustafa approaches Ashley and kisses her hand. MUSTAFA Mademoiselle, this is the third time you save my life. You must be the angel that Allah put over to watch me. He offers his hand to the Provost and they begin walking proudly to the podium, hand in hand. Meanwhile, Black Hawk moves to a corner close to the podium. PROVOST Apologies for the small incident. Now please rise for the national anthem. Everyone rises for the anthem. On one of the walls a huge screen. On the screen DONALD TRUMP with his hand on his chest. Next to him on the screen are CHUCK SCHUMER and NANCY PELOSI both KNEELING. On the left side in a symmetrical one stands up on of one who stand short hymn ends.

of the podium, arrangement: 3 top of another up, one kneels

a GROUP OF ATHLETES arranged stand up, one in a handstand, who kneels, one kneels on top with finger in his ear. The

PROVOST And now please be seated, as our keynote speaker will deliver his speech Everyone sits back down. On the screen, Schumer and Pelosi sit, their knees in pain. Trump checks in his hair in his phone screen. In the audience, we see Tim Jong-un Jr. dressed in Korean military fatigues. Behind him, is the Iranian agent with binoculars and a toddler sitting on his lap. On the stage, Mustafa takes the coffee set from his jallabia and arranges it on the podium. Created using Celtx

90. MUSTAFA Young lads and gents, dreamers, documented and undocumented, legals, illegals and those who missed the deadline to get their papers, and of course our GLBT community. We are all brothers. PROVOST (whispers) It's LGBT, not GLBT. MUSTAFA (whispers back) Sorry, where I am coming from, men come first. Back to addressing the crowd.. MUSTAFA I would like to invite the exchange student of the year to join me on the podium. Please welcome Tim Jong-un Jr. Tim Jong-un Jr. stands and waves to the audience. He joins Mustafa on the podium. Mustafa wraps his arm around him with affection and lights the burner and puts on the finjan to make coffee. The Iranian agent speaks into his watch. IRANIAN AGENT (whispers) Korean Dragon is on stage waiting for instructions. MUSTAFA Our time is characterized by division: left and right, north and south, black and white, tall and short, skinny and fat, sad and happy, and I can go on and on. Mustafa increases the flame of the burner. MUSTAFA But today I bring a message of unity. There is more that unites us than what divides us. We all eat from the same plastic plate. Yes, a plate that we Created using Celtx

91. all purchased at Warm-mart for 99 cents. This plate makes us all brothers and sisters. Mustafa takes out a blue plastic plate with a label ‘WarmMart’. The crowd on the left stands up cheering ‘Warm-Mart', taking out a similar plate and shaking them above their head. The crowd on the right stands up and cheers ‘Tarpet’, holding up Target plates. Mustafa pours coffee into two cups, hands one to the VP and take a sip from the other, but forgets to turn off the burner. Mustafa makes a motion for all to sit and puts the plate aside. Black Hawk examines everybody on the podium. His binoculars focuses on Tim Jong-un Jr., then the pocket of his military fatigues, where an object with a shape of a long pen is hidden. MUSTAFA You are going to be the future leaders, challenge the past with new ideas. What did some of the greatest minds have in common? Imagination that went far beyond the consensus. For Einstein, the 3 dimensions of his room in college were too diminutive and so he developed a universe with 4, 5, 6, 7 dimensions. For Picasso, realism, symmetry, became a cliché. He challenged his audience: ‘If you expect the nose to be under the eyes and above the mouth, I am going to put it under the... butt. The crowd cheers. MUSTAFA Schoenberg, the composer, announced tonal music to be dead. Bach, Mozart, Beethoven and Britney Spears already exhausted that style and so he created, to the demise of many, the atonal system. Mustafa pauses and takes a long sip of coffee.

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92. MUSTAFA President Bush wanted to liberate all the Mexicans in Iraq, and indeed nowadays there are hardly any Mexicans in Iraq. Obama was so motivated to get a Nobel Peace Prize that he agreed to do nothing except lecture and smile. The Iranian agent whispers into his watch. IRANIAN AGENT Dragon. Get ready. Tim Jong-un Jr. touches the small earbud in his ear. His hand moves casually along his pocket containing a SYRINGE. MUSTAFA And now to celebrate a peaceful future, I would like to raise a glass with Tim Jong-un Jr. IRANIAN AGENT (whispers) Dragon! Launch operation liquidate Joker. Mustafa takes two small porcelain cups, pours coffee in both, gives one to the Tim Jong-un Jr. Black Hawk watches Tim Jong-un Jr. and becomes alarmed when he sees him reaching into his pocket for the syringe. MUSTAFA (holding up the coffee cup) And no better example is this young man who traveled ten thousand miles to learn about Nuclear Missiles for peaceful purposes, such as.. Mustafa turns the microphone towards Tim Jong-un Jr. TIM JONG-UN JR. Global warming, reduce green house emission. Mustafa raises his right hand and with a friendly but strong motion, TAPS Tim Jong-un Jr. on the shoulder. Tim Jong-un Jr. loses his balance, bumping into Mustafa, who SPILLS his coffee all over Tim Jong-un Jr.

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93. Tim Jong-un Jr. FALLS DOWN, the syringe penetrating his stomach. The burner, which is still on, turns over, and the cloth covering the podium catches fire. Someone in the crowd yells "FIRE", and panic ensues. Everyone starts running towards the exit. Mustafa bends down under the podium and feverishly looks for his burner, finjan and cups. Once he finds them, he puts them back in his jellabiya, and while the chaos continues, he crawls out of the stage and sneaks out of the convocation hall through a secret exit, following Black Hawk. CUT TO: IRANIAN INTELLIGENCE OFFICE. Ahmadinejad and several generals and intelligence officers sit around a table. An agent enters the room, approaches an INTELLIGENCE OFFICER and hands him a piece of document. The officer opens the document and reads it to himself. INTELLIGENCE OFFICER Dear leader, I just received a report on the Liquidate Joker mission. It seems we badly underestimated the ability of the Joker. The mission failed miserably, and moreover, the Korean Dragon had been poisoned. This will have terrible diplomatic consequences. Everyone looks furious. AHMADINEJAD What are you saying, that this clown was capable of countering our mission? INTELLIGENCE OFFICER It is not clear how he avoided the assassination, but we suspect he is always one step ahead of us. AHMADINEJAD In that case use the best men we have to finally get rid of him.

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94. The intelligence Officer bows then picks up the phone. INTELLIGENCE OFFICER Assign Black Spear to mission Liquidate Joker. Release him from any other mission. This is top priority. EXT. HAJAJ'S APARTMENT - NIGHT Outside face is lots of Spear'. holds a

Hajaj's apartment is an IRANIAN ASSASSIN. Half of his covered with a head scarf, the other half revealing face tattoos. on his back a tatoo that reads 'Black There's a few knives and a sword in his belt, and he spear.

He climbs up to one of the windows in the back of the house. At the front door, Mustafa knocks on the door. The Iranian assassin sticks tightly to the wall, not to be seen. MUSTAFA Hajaj, Hajaj, open the door. No answer comes from the apartment. After a few more knocks, Mustafa breaks into Hajaj’s apartment. CUT TO: INT. HAJAJ'S APTARTMENT Hajaj sits on his bed, holding his head in his hands, CRYING. Mustafa sits next to him. MUSTAFA Dear Hajaj, what happened? I picked up the phone when you called and all what I could hear was a heartbreaking sobbing. Tell me what happened. HAJAJ Moosie, I miss my wives. MUSTAFA What? After all the humiliation they put you through, you still miss them? HAJAJ Moosie, I miss them so much. All night long the images of Fatima and Aisha go Created using Celtx

95. through my mind. The only taste in my mouth is the taste of the hummus Aisha prepared for me. The Iranian agent attaches a GADGET to the window to hear the conversation inside. Then he gently opens the window, takes the spear in his hand, aims it in Mustafa's direction and throws it towards him. The spear glides silently inside. Just before it hits Mustafa, Mustafa bends over Hajaj to kiss him on the head. The spear continues to glide out through the opposite window. Next to the window is a cat on a tree. The spear hits his tail and glues the cat to the tree. The cat begins crying. MUSTAFA Hajaj, you are now in a different country. you can start a new life. HAJAJ Moosie, I know you and Pamela love each other. But no woman can take my mind from my wives. And it is Fatima who haunts my mind. Moosie, Fatima never let me touch her or even see any part of her body. MUSTAFA I can't believe that. The Iranian agent listen carefully to the conversation, puzzled. HAJAJ From the first day I married her, she was covered by layers of cloth, from head to toe. All what I could see were her haunting eyes and the tips of her fingers, which, once a while she let me touch and kiss. The Iranian agent takes a sharp, curved knife. He aims and throws it in the direction of Mustafa. At that moment, Mustafa stands up to comfort Hajaj. The knife misses, and hits the tail of Hajaj's cat on a book shelf and glues it to the shelf. HAJAJ During our marriage, all what I could do was to imagine her face and the taste of her lips. Moosie, I cannot Created using Celtx

96. touch any other woman or enjoy any hummus because of her. MUSTAFA Hajaj, God will be with you. I don't know what else to say. Mustafa puts his arm around him, and they both raise their head as if looking at some distant point. Hajaj begins singing a romantic song in a low and sad voice. A VISION of Fatima (heavy, dressed with layers, only her eyes and the tips of her fingers can be seen) appears in front of them. She dances to the music, seducing Hajaj with her index finger, but when he tries to touch her she pulls back with a provocative motion. Then Fatima removes a layer of cloth, but underneath there are more layers. the cloth layer by layer without end. succeeds to approach her and she lets tips of her index finger. As the song too.

and Hajaj eyes widen, She continues to remove Eventually Hajaj him kiss the exposed fades the vision fades

Both Hajaj and Mustafa are in tears. We then see the Iranian agent watching them and he too begins crying. Full of tears, the assassin takes a knife and commits suicide. INT. DEAN STUART'S OFFICE Dean Stuart walks back and forth reflecting, then he picks the phone. DEAN STUART Steve, both Mustafa and Hajaj are extremely stressed out from their work. I have an idea for a nice surprise. CUT TO: EXT. AIRFORCE BASE IN THE MOJAVE DESERT An airplane (Hercules) takes off going to the Middle East. CUT TO:

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97. INT. LOGAN AIRPORT - MOMENTS LATER Mustafa and Hajaj are rushed towards a small military plane. As they approach the plane, it becomes very noisy. HAJAJ Moosie, why are we in such a rush? MUSTAFA I don't know. Dean Stuart said the details will be provided when we get to the air base in the Mojave desert. They climb onto the plane and it takes off. CUT TO: EXT. AIRFORCE BASE IN THE MOJAVE DESERT - MORNING Mustafa and Hajaj are driven by two soldiers through the gate out to a desert area far from the base. They get out of the vehicle, and the military car leaves them alone. Mustafa makes a drawing in the sand using a stick. MUSTAFA Hajaj, in the old days, the big minds did not have any computers, cellphones or tablets. All they had was a stick, sand and their mind. HAJAJ You are right. Take Pythagoras, with a simple stick he discovered the Pythagorean theorem. Mustafa draws a right triangle with squares on sides. HAJAJA Yes, those were different times. I wish I lived during that period of time. SFX Loud noise of a Hercules plane landing not too far from them. Mustafa (given his experience last time he was in the desert) holds Hajaj shirt with terrified expression. MUSTAFA They are going to kidnap us. Created using Celtx

98. The back door of the plane opens, THREE MASKED SOLDIERS get out and approach Mustafa and Hajaj and stand behind them. Then Mustafa's 12 goats run out of the plane accompanied by three soldiers. As soon as Mustafa and the goats see each other, they begin to run towards each other, led by Mahmud and Delila. Sounds of joy and laughter. Mahmud and Delila jump on Mustafa, licking him. All cry from joy. MUSTAFA Hajaj, my beloved goats. I missed them so much. Let's take a break and have some coffee and dessert. The soldiers hand him 12 small plates and a few boxes with grass, labeled ‘all natural, no artificial flavoring’. He arranges the plates in a row, with two plates next to himself. He puts grass and grains on all plates. MUSTAFA Time for some food and desert, my beautiful goats, and then tell me how you spent the time I haven’t seen you. MAHMUD and DELILA come and rub their heads on Mustafa. The goats begin eating and after they finish the grass and grains, Mustafa takes two bottles of milk and feeds them. Once they finish, he prepares coffee, cappuccino and hot chocolate. MUSTAFA Mahmud, black cappuccino. Delila, chocolate milk, no sugar, so you don’t gain weight. They all finish their drink joyfully. MASKED SOLDIER I am sorry, but we need to take them back in ten more minutes. MUSTAFA Can’t you leave them here? MASKED SOLDIER Sorry, these were our instructions. The goats do not have security clearance.

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99. Mustafa start hugging and kissing each goat, whispering in their ears, all of them crying. The soldiers begin herding the goats back to the plane while Mustafa, full of tears, waves to the goats as they wave back with their tails. The plane takes off, Mustafa and Hajaj sadly waving goodbye.

INT. PENTAGON WAR ROOM In the room are about 30 generals, Captain Hazard, Defense Secretary, Secretary of the Navy, Secretary of the Airforce, the Commander of the Marine Corps, and president Trump. All are seated around a huge oval table, in discussion with each other, taking notes, moving files in and out, monitors all around. Suddenly, all the monitors GO OFF. On the large, main monitor appears the Iranian war room. Same layout as before, all seated around a huge beautiful carpet. In one corner, two women with chador feeding their babies and a man plays a calm melody on a sitar opposite the stolen batch of nuclear missiles arranged in their silloh, with 10 operators sitting by control instrumentations. The Ayatollah Khomeni's hologram is brought up at the center of the carpet. He and Ahmadinejad wearing transparent veils that cover their face, but still recognizable. Noise and unrest in the American Pentagon room as all turn to watch the main monitor. Ahmadinejad is heard asking one of the generals to hand him a bowl of pistachio. Ahmadinejad eats a few then cleans his mouth with a napkin, then stands up, takes a microphone and turns with his face to the audience in the Pentagon room war. AHMADINEJAD This is Ahmadinejad, the right hand of our marvelous, super supreme leader Ayatollah Khomeini. He then brings the microphone close to the Ayatollah Khomeini's hologram and puts it under his veil. AYATOLLAH KHOMEINI (in Farsi, translated to English) Great Satans and infidels, listen carefully. You seduced all innocent Created using Celtx

100. souls in the globe, with your iPhones, tablets and iWatches. You lowered the average IQ of the human population by 50 percent using your Facebook, Google, Twitter and Instagram and tripled the weight of the average man and woman. SECRETARY OF DEFENSE Only cowards will hide behind those veils. Both Ahmadinejad and the Ayatollah Khomeini remove the veil, to expose underneath another transparent one of a different shade. AHMADINEJAD (In English) Watch our face because they will become a fixed fixture in your nightmares. Now pay careful attention to our words. AYATOLLAH KHOMEINI Listen to me, infidels, listen carefully. I will be presenting to you our demands and if they are not met within ten days, you will not see daylight on the eleventh day. The weapons of evil you created will destroy you. SECRETARY OF DEFENSE Mr. President, we are dealing with a brutal and vicious regime. They mean what they say and they say what they mean. HEAD OF NSA Mr. President, our intelligence has confirmed the missiles on the screen are real. PRESIDENT TRUMP (talking to the monitor) Tell us what your demands are, but I have to warn you: You will bear the consequences of your actions. AHMADINEJAD I don't think you are in a position to Created using Celtx

101. threaten us. AYATOLLAH KHOMEINI Here is the list of our demands. First, all women will cover their face with a veil. Hillary Clinton will use two veils. Second, all men whose face is not dark or brown, should also use a veil. Third, if a husband and a wife own a single donkey, the man will have the right to ride on the donkey while his wife will walk behind him. And if he is asked why his wife is walking, he can answer: ‘Because she has no donkey’. PRESIDENT TRUMP Your demands are becoming harder and harder to meet. AYATOLLAH KHOMEINI Fourth, any man who is asked by his wife: ‘Do you love me’ will have the right to use the fifth amendment and refuse to answer. Fifth, new versions of the iPhone can only be introduced every ten years. Noise in the Pentagon as the audience getting agitated from the demands. AYATOLLAH KHOMEINI All be quiet. The next demand: Every husband will have freedom of thought regarding his wife's clothing. The Iranian team behind Ayatollah Khomeini cheers and claps. The crowd in the Pentagon panics. For a few seconds they all talk to each other, with worried faces. PRESIDENT TRUMP Sir, your list of demands is outrageous and radical. This will change our culture entirely. AYATOLLAH KHOMEINI Precisely. And now, get ready for our main demand. It will take your civilization backwards by a thousand years. Created using Celtx

102. The audience look anxious to hear the last demand. AYATOLLAH KHOMEINI We demand that you set a limit: no woman may own more than one hundred pairs of shoes. Hubbub in the Pentagon. After a few moments it seems the Americans come to an agreement. PRESIDENT TRUMP We may be able to meet all your demands, including the donkey rule. But there is no way we can force your last demand. AYATOLLAH KHOMEINI Well, this is the time to demonstrate what would happen if the limit on women’s shoes is not fulfilled. The large monitor shows the desert area, with the three mock ups and the team of operators. The chief commander gives an order and three missiles are fired from their silos, each with a label of one target. After a few seconds the three targets are hit, one after the other, in a huge blasts, bringing them to complete ruin. The Iranian generals clap. The Americans look shocked, but then, after a few seconds, all burst into a loud laugh, as if it was all a big joke. Ahmadinjad and Ayatollah Khomeini seemed confused. President Trump smiles confidently. PRESIDENT TRUMP Ahmad, Aya, Chumi, or whatever your names are, you must be joking. You are threatening to destroy a few buildings or a couple of cities? Your threat is insignificant compared to the alternative. AYATOLLAH KHOMEINI What alternative? PRESIDENT Do you have any idea what our women will do if we limit their number of shoes to one hundred? The Americans burst again into laughter. Created using Celtx

103. PRESIDENT TRUMP First they will beat every man who is alive, then they will destroy every neighborhood. If you threaten to take us back one thousand years they will take us back ten thousand years. Your threat is a child's game compared to what they will do. The Americans nod in agreement. PRESIDENT TRUMP But now the bad news for you. Once they finish with us they will come after you, looking for each of you in every corner, behind every stone or tree you will be hiding. And they will find each of you, whether you have one or a thousand veils. And then they will tear your body apart to the point that none of your twenty wives will recognize any part of you. They will snatch out your eyes, one by one, in pairs, and pull out every other tooth from your mouth until it looks like a crosswalk. People in the Pentagon cheer, while the Iranians seem worried and less confident. PRESIDENT TRUMP Now that the rules of the game have changed, I suggest you lower your expectations. If you increase the limit to 500 shoes we may be able to negotiate. AYATOLLAH KHOMEINI The limit will stay the same. we can make an exception for Hillary and Nancy Pelosi, whose limit will be 300. This is our final decision and you have ten days. The picture on large monitor fades. Confusion in the Pentagon. EXT. PENTAGON Mustafa, Dean Stuart, Hajaj, Pamela and Black Hawk get out of an SUV, arriving at the Pentagon. Two security officers Created using Celtx

104. approach them and lead them to a large building called: CRYPTOGRAPHY AUDITORIUM. CUT TO: INT. CRYPTOGRAPHY AUDITORIUM As they enter, a group of about 20 generals, Pentagon officials, and scientist are seated around a large table. A large board is opposite the table. The DEFENSE SECRETARY shakes the hands of the team, offering them their seats. He stands at the podium. SECRETARY OF DEFENSE To put it bluntly, we are dealing with a fanatical regime which is determined to destroy our civilization. We have to act quickly. The team led by Dean Stuart from Harvard had made significant progress and they will be presenting their plan. Dean Stuart, please. Dean Stuart goes to the podium. DEAN STUART Gentlemen, Dr. Mustafa and Dr. Hajaj worked tirelessly, day and night with Pamela's help, to address the three main problems we face. As time is precious, I would like to invite them to present their plan to tackle those problems. Mustafa goes to the podium. Hajaj sets up a projector. Mustafa looks at the audience with a grave expression, then takes out (from under his jellabiya) a small backgammon, hands it to Hajaj and motions him to set it up. Hajaj follows the order. The audience seems confused. MUSTAFA Gentlemen, I will be presenting each of the three main obstacles with our suggested solution, starting with the vulnerability of the missile's wings. Hajaj turns on the projector. On the screen, a missile where the lines connecting the wings to the body are pointed at by red arrows. The missile is fired, moving at a very high Created using Celtx

105. speed. Suddenly it changes its trajectory sharply to the right and at this point the wings break along the line connecting them to the body. MUSTAFA It was a simulation of a missile fired by the Iranian towards the West. Any attempt to change its course will apply too much of force on the wings and the missile may crush into unpredictable location. Now let me show you a simulation that includes our solution. On the projector, the same missile but now the lines that are connecting the wings to the missile are covered by pairs of toilet paper pieces, such that the perforated lines align along the line connecting the wings to the body. MUSTAFA With this technology the missile's wings can stand a sheer force of 1000 Newton/meter without breaking. The missile is fired, getting to a high velocity, then abruptly changes its trajectory few times. The wings stand the sheer force. The audience looks impressed. MUSTAFA Now to our second problem: gaining control over the missiles. We will be using an effect called Quantum Entanglement. We will entangle 12 replicas with the real missiles. Once entangled, by controlling the replica we can control the trajectory of the real missiles. Pamela and I tested the idea and the test was successful. All look at Pamela who nods with her head. PENTAGON SCIENTIST This is remarkable. This would be the first time Quantum Entanglement is being used for military objectives. MUSTAFA Thank you. And now to the last but not least problem, breaking the new codes to gain control over the missiles once entangled. We found through the Created using Celtx

106. Elbonian agent the encryption used for the new codes. There are two layers of encryption: Egyptian Hierogryphics followed by Assyrian Sign Language. The problem we face is the computational complexity needed to decipher the code, which is beyond any technology we possess. The generals start whispering and look worried. GENERAL A Does it mean we are doomed because of that issue? is there anything we can do? MUSTAFA Good question. I think I found a solution to this problem as well. Hajaj arranges the backgammon game and then throws the dice and moves a couple of the pieces, while Mustafa looks at the game. GENERAL B (white red-neck, fat, with a big cigar) looks skeptical. GENERAL B (with a strong mid-Western accent) Mustafa, first you come up with a solution using toilet paper and now you are telling us you found a solution to a problem that the entire Pentagon tried to solve and failed miserably at? Mustafa looks at the general, then takes the dice from Hajaj and throws them, moves a couple of the pieces, knocking them on the board with pointed motion, clearly making a good move, then smiling to Hajaj as if to say ‘lets see how you can respond to this’. He then looks back at the general. MUSTAFA Precisely, general. Every scientific team failed to come up with a solution, including the alpha and beta supercomputers. I have to apologize for playing backgammon. It helps us concentrate. Hajaj rolls the dice. Created using Celtx

107. GENERAL B Enough with this nonsense. What makes you think, that you, a single person, with your friend here, (mispronouncing) Hashish, can do anything to solve this? MUSTAFA General, the complexity of the new code is of polynomial of degree M to the power of EM-MO. (raising a finger) With the current technology, using the alpha series, combined with the beta series at the Um Kultum University we will need twenty-nine light years and fifteen dark days, to decipher the code. The crowd becomes more agitated and upset. Mustafa looks at Hajaj and hits him with a stick on his hand. Hajaj cries out. HAJAJ What did I do? MUSTAFA Don’t cheat. Put back the two pieces you just moved when I was not looking. Hajaj does as told, then makes a move on the board. Mustafa hits him again. HAJAJ What did I do this time? I did not cheat, I swear. MUSTAFA I know. This was for the stupid move you just did. GENERAL B Would you stop this damn game and tell us your solution. MUSTAFA General, here is the solution to our problem.

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108. Mustafa, with a sudden, dramatic motion takes out an abacus from under his jellabiya. The audience is shocked. MUSTAFA This apparatus combined with Quantum Computing, using a binary base, had been used by one of my ancestor, Abdul Rahman Lebovitz, as the first supercomputer. All look at him in disbelief. Mustafa raises the abacus and shakes it. MUSTAFA We will defeat the enemy with this simple apparatus. GENERAL B Are you trying to fool us? Do you want to tell me that this piece of .. (takes a breathe) has a higher computational power than the alpha, beta, gamma, delta series combined? MUSTAFA Dear general. The answer is yes. I would ask you to challenge me on this. GENERAL B Ok, you asked for it. Compute for us the value of omega to the power of epsilon divided by the diameter of Neptune, multiplied by the distance to the farthest galaxy known, times Pygmalion. The crowd gasps. this is an impossible task. Mustafa hits Hajaj again and motions him to concentrate on the game. MUSTAFA Thank you general, please be patient with me. Mustafa takes the abacus and starts to manipulate it at a rate that increases rapidly. Flashes of sparks come out of the abacus. While operating it Mustafa utters numbers in Arabic. MUSTAFA Waahid, ithnaan, tlata... Created using Celtx

109. After about 10-20 seconds he stops. MUSTAFA General, the answer to your question is, believe it or not, fifteen. The General is shocked and puzzled. He looks around, in disbelief. GENERAL B Damn it. he is right. This is the constant we use for normalizing our super computers. Dr. Mustafa I salute you. The crowd cheers and Pamela and Mustafa look at each other with loving eyes. SECRETARY OF DEFENSE Mustafa, we all are thankful to you and Hajaj and of course, to your ancestor, Leibovitz. Tomorrow will be the deadline given by the Iranians. We will all meet at the Pentagon’s war room at 10:00 AM. Coffee and donuts will be served. Don't be late. All attendees stand up, cheering and clapping. Mustafa and Pamela look at each other. In SLOW MOTION we see Hajaj takes a rose from a vase and throw it to Mustafa. Mustafa catches it and throws it towards Pamela. The rose passes through the hair of few generals, almost hitting General B, and ends in Pamela's hand. She puts it next to her heart and blows him a kiss. INT. IRANIAN INTELLIGENCE OFFICE. Group of about 10 intelligence officers consulting around a table, with maps of the US, Boston, Harvard, and the Pentagon. A JUNIOR OFFICER enters. JUNIOR OFFICER I have some bad news. Black Spear, the assasin we sent, committed suicide during his mission to liquidate the Joker. Pathological analysis found evidence of psychological warfare Created using Celtx

110. causing a sudden attack of deep depression followed by his suicide. The junior officer salutes and leaves the room. INTELLIGENCE OFFICER A It seems this Mustafa is much more sophisticated than what we imagined. We cannot continue to fail using the same methods over and over. INTELLIGENCE OFFICER B I think we should give up on our plan to liquidate him and concentrate on a plan to counter his plans. All nod in agreement. EXT. THE PENTAGON - LATE EVENING Mustafa, Hajaj and Pamela walk along a MAIN STREET, as Mustafa enjoys views of the capitol. Black Hawk follows them from some distance. Mustafa and Hajaj talk to each other passionately, writing in the air, agreeing, arguing while Pamela looks at them with admiration. As they pass a STARBUCKS, TWO AGENTS approach from behind and SNATCH Black Hawk. They take him behind the building into a SMALL, DARK ROOM and tie him up. They send out another man - who looks JUST LIKE BLACK HAWK. We'll call him BLACK HAWK 2. He draws a small mole on his face to match the real Black Hawk. Black Hawk 2 rushes to follow the group, and nobody notices that Mustafa's bodyguard has been replaced by an Iranian lookalike. MUSTAFA I think we are ready. It seems the Iranians won't hesitate to launch the missiles. I hope we won't face any surprises. INT. PENTAGON WAR AUDITORIUM - MORNING Back in the war room. Filled with computers, communications equipment, a radar antenna and more.

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111. In one corner, 12 missiles in their silos with a label 'missile replica'.

Also in the room are THREE GROUPS. GROUP 1 consists of Mustafa, Hajaj, Pamela, Dean Stuart and Black Hawk. GROUP 2 is the defense minister's secretaries representing different branches of defense, including Colin Powell and some scientists. GROUP 3 is government officials like presidents (Obama and Trump - wearing medals of his resorts on his chest), and vice presidents (Al Gore, with scores of medals of environmental themes on his chest). Among the CROWD behind them, a few outstanding individuals: A MALE GENERAL feeding his baby with a bottle. A FEW Hipsters. ABIGAIL (the old lady from the plane) knotting sweaters with some of her friends that read "Moosie, he knows so much about coffee" on them. On the side is a Starbucks, with a long line. Next to the Starbucks is the batch of 12 nuclear missiles, with a sign "NUCLEAR MISSILES. REPLICANTS. DO NOT TOUCH." The lines where the wings of the missiles are attached to the body are covered in toilet paper. Mustafa and Hajaj step on the podium, both writing equations on the board. Mustafa’s abacus is chained to his neck. They all look anxiously at the clock and the large monitor as the clock ticks to eleven. All become silent and freeze. The monitor turns on with static white noise for a few seconds and then Ahmadinejad appears on the big screen. AHMADINEJAD Gentlemen... we will skip the ladies for now, out of respect. Today is the deadline we provided you. Let see whether your stupidity exceeds your arrogance or the other way. As our super duper supreme leader warned you, unless you fulfill our demands, your nuclear missiles will be flying all over in your direction. Created using Celtx

112. In the background of Ahmadinejad, generals follow with "yeh". AHMADINEJAD Alas, I am afraid our warnings may have entered your President’s left ear and found their way out to the right ear, as there was nothing in between to absorb them. PRESIDENT TRUMP You know we cannot fulfill those demands. I warn you again you will be responsible for the consequences of any action you take. Ayatollah Khomeini is brought up as Ahmadinejad turns to him. The Atayotalah makes a sign to proceed. Ahmadinejad then shouts a command in Farsi to a big-bodied general, who shouts the command to a smaller general, and so on (5 generals) with the last one being a a very small man, the pitch of the voices gradually going from bass to soprano. The smallest man gives the command to a small group of women in veils who begin to make ululation sounds. The ceiling of the Iranian war room opens into two hemispheres above the batch of the missiles. The missiles are FIRED with a large thunderous noise and smoke, one after the other. The first three have the signs, 'Trump Tower', 'Big Ben', 'Eiffel Tower'. AHMADINEJAD (to the Ayatollah in Farsi) Your wish had been fulfilled Supreme Leader The American audience gets agitated. Mustafa and Hajaj on the podium face the monitor, while Pamela joins the President and the generals. Black Hawk 2 goes and stands next to a back wall. MUSTAFA Attention all. As the missiles have been fired, we have 15 minutes before they reach a point of no return. Our first step is to entangle the replica missiles with those that have been fired. Once entangled, we will transmit a code to de-activate the Created using Celtx

113. nuclear war heads and change their trajectories. Mustafa puts a black cloth band around his forehead, closes his eyes and looks up at the ceiling. MUSTAFA (now chanting) By the laws of Quantum Mechanics, I declare you, the 12 replicas, to be entangled with those above us, during turbulence and quiet weather, until death do you part. SPARKS OF LIGHTENING emerge from the replicas through the roof. On the monitor the 12 flying missiles radiate similar lightning sparks. Mustafa opens his eyes, raises his hands with his palms pointing up as a sign of being thankful. He takes out his abacus and with intense motion, moves the beads while counting in Arabic. He turns to the group of operators sitting by a line of instrumentation. MUSTAFA Armageddon unit, enter the code ‘alpha sigma 29 56’ to disarm the nuclear warheads. The operators enter the data to computers and communication equipment. Loud noises and radiation is emitted from a huge radar system, pointing up, through an opening in the ceiling. On the monitor the missiles continue their glide, and all with a sign ‘Nuclear Warhead Armed’. All look at the monitor expecting something to happen - disappointed to see nothing _______ ________ happens. DEFENSE MINISTER The de-activation code had no impact on the nuclear warheads. They are still armed. All get nervous looking at Mustafa and Hajaj. Hajaj goes to the board and begins writing more math Created using Celtx

114. equations. Mustafa takes the abacus and begins recalculating. MUSTAFA Transmit the code: Gama square 222 pause 333. The TECHNICAL TEAM enters the new data which then is transmitted through the large antena. More lightning and noise. All look at the missiles on the monitor. Still the signs on the missiles read ‘nuclear warhead armed’. All turn to Mustafa, getting more anxious. Mustafa looks at Hajaj, reflects for a few seconds. MUSTAFA I don't understand. the codes should have neutralized the missiles. HAJAJ Moosie, lets's apply the ‘Eichenshtait’ Matzo ball soup algorithm. MUSTAFA Okay. (shouts) Apply the Eichenshtait Matzo ball soup algorithm with the code Epsilon 2350. The operators frantically follow the order and a new code is transmitted. Again, all look at the monitor but no change in the display on the missiles. Pamela comes to the podium. PALMELA Moosie, even the 'Eichenshtait Matzo ball soup algorithm’ has failed. What are we going to do? MUSTAFA I don’t know and I don’t like it. Something else is going on. Mustafa reflects for a few seconds then raises his voice and turns to the audience. MUSTAFA Gentleman, all please freeze and be quiet. Created using Celtx

115. Everybody freezes. Become silent. All look at him. MUSTAFA Gentleman, the only possibility I can think of is a mole in this room, who transmits our codes back to the enemy in real time. Restlessness, anger and hubbub in the audience as if he is talking out of the line. PRESIDENT TRUMP Are you telling us, that one of the people here, all of which had been serving their country for years, all of which went through intensive security clearance, is a mole? This is absurd. MUSTAFA I am sorry Mr.President. This is the only possibility and I am going to prove my claim within the next 9 minutes and 40 seconds left to act. Would you all be kind enough to stand in a single line. Mustafa rushes down the podium while the group consisting the President, V.P, and generals move reluctantly and stand in a single line. Mustafa approaches the first in line, THE SECRETARY OF THE AIR FORCE whose posture is tilted to one side. MUSTAFA General, would you be kind enough to tell us where were you yesterday afternoon following our meeting? AIRFORCE SECRETARY I had to fly to our headquarters to plan a covert operation in Zimbabwe. Mustafa begins touching and playing with the numerous medals the general wears, all of which are on his right chest. Mustafa gradually removes medals from the right chest and attaches them to the left chest. The general’s posture gradually becomes straight. Suddenly, Mustafa, with an abrupt motion raises his right Created using Celtx

116. hand, pressing two fingers on the general’s upper cheek and with a motion downward as if trying to remove something from his face. He then examines his fingers as if expecting to have something on them. General blushes and shocked. MUSTAFA Hmmm, very convenient. We will check your alibi later. Mustafa looks at the general inquiringly, wipes the area he pressed on his cheek, stretches his coat and taps on his medals, then continues to the next person in line - THE SECRETARY OF THE NAVY. MUSTAFA And you General, can you tell us where you were yesterday, late afternoon? Let me guess, you were at the pool at your home, swimming and relaxing before our meeting today. NAVY SECRETARY Indeed, I was at the pool, swimming and relaxing after a stressful week. MUSTAFA Can your wife confirm your alibi? NAVY SECRETARY No, my wife was out shopping. MUSTAFA Very convenient. Can the pool boy confirm that? NAVY SECRETARY Unfortunately, no. The pool boy spent the day with my wife shopping. Mustafa pretends to be surprised and looks down the line. MUSTAFA We are making some progress here. You send your wife out with the pool boy so you can have some time to relax? NAVY SECRETARY Anything wrong with that? MUSTAFA No, no, it is all good. Created using Celtx

117. Mustafa sends two fingers and wipes them over the General's cheek, examines his fingers, and looks disappointed. He then moves slowly to next person in line, Colin Powell. He looks at him curiously, raises his hand with two fingers, hesitating, then glances at Hajaj who stands at a distance. Hajaj makes couple of urgent signs not to do that. Mustafa looks at Colin Powell’s eyes, then nods with his head, taps on his shoulders and continues to the next person, Al Gore. MUSTAFA Who do we have here if not Mr. Vice President, who repeatedly tried and successfully failed to become a President. Could you tell us where were you last night. And don’t use the cliché that you were spending time with your wife. AL GORE No, I was not with my wife. Mustafa looks around with satisfied expression. MUSTAFA Finally we are making some progress. And how did you succeed to get away from your wife? AL GORE I told my wife I was going to see my girlfriend. The audience starts whispering. MUSTAFA But you did not go to your girlfriend. You lied to your wife. Am I right or not? AL GORE Ok, ok, yes, I admit, I lied to her. I did not go to my girlfriend. MUSTAFA Of course you lied to her. Tell the truth. Why did you lie to her? AL GORE I lied to her because she was sick of Created using Celtx

118. hearing I want to work on environmental issues. I told her I was going to see my girlfriend so I could go and work on environmental issues. Al Gore starts to weep. MUSTAFA Mr. Vice President, you are disgrace to all the decent men there, who honestly cheat on their wives. God will help you. Mustafa pulls some of the medals off his chest and throws them away. He then sends his two fingers to swipe Al Gore's cheek, but changes his mind. Mustafa reflects for a General (the Air Force grabs a handful of the chest of the Secretary side.

second, then goes back to the first secretary) who has many medals. He medals, and attaches them to the left of Navy who has no medals on that

Next in line is Obama, with his huge smile. On his chest are 10 medals: "Nobel Peace Prize", "Best Smile", "Best Hair", "Smooth Talker"...etc. Mustafa stops in front of him, measures him suspiciously from top to bottom. Suddenly a fly lands on Obama’s ear. Obama does not move and continues smiling. Mustafa carefully raises his hand and with his middle finger hits the fly out. Mustafa slowly approaches President Trump, who stands with a grave expression. MUSTAFA Well, well, well. Who do we have here, if not the so called ‘Mr. President’. The man who single handedly, without any political experience, stood against the entire political establishment and the media and won the Presidency. Mustafa runs his hand through Trump's hair to see if it's real. Everybody is shocked and frightened.

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119. MUSTAFA But maybe, only maybe, this so called Mr. President was overlooked. Maybe there is some truth in those rumors about collusion, not Russian collusion, but Iranian collusion. Who knows. Mustafa goes around him examining him from all sides. Trump does not move. MUSTAFA Let’s see, Mr. President, can I ask you couple of questions? Hajaj rushes to Mustafa and with begging eyes asking him to stop. HAJAJ (whispers) Mustafa, Halas (stop). Are you a Majnoon (crazy)? This is the most powerful man in the world. Dir Balak (be careful). He can knock you down with his little finger. MUSTAFA (whispers back) Don't worry, I know what I'm doing. Back to Trump... MUSTAFA Mr. President, can you tell us where were you last night? PRESIDENT TRUMP I was in bed. MUSTAFA Well, were you alone in bed last night, tweeting as usual? PRESIDENT TRUMP No, I was in bed with my wife. MUSTAFA Ahah, very convenient. Let’s see, can your girlfriend confirm that? Trump's face becomes RED. He starts stuttering. He takes out Created using Celtx

120. his phone and starts TWEETING. Mustafa presses his two fingers to the Trump's neck with a brush motion downward, leaving two strong red marks. He looks at the red marks with disappointment. Pamela rushes to MUSTAFA upset and frightened. Mustafa, still focused on Trump... MUSTAFA Shame on you. Look at you, all agitated. Look at Obama, so calm, nice and gentle. If you only behaved like him, you could have won ninety percent of the votes without having to do anything. PAMELA Mustafa, what are you doing? This is the President of the United States! MUSTAFA I know, all will be resolved soon. Mustafa raises his voice. MUSTAFA Let's summarize what we have here: two generals who have an obscure alibi, a vice president who lies to his wife about being with his girlfriend, and a President, whose girlfriend cannot or would not confirm he was in bed with his wife. So, who is our mole then? If it is not one of these fine gentlemen, who could it be? Maybe it is Hajaj, whose four wives beat him so badly to the point that he would do anything. Hajaj looks frightened. Mustafa gradually goes backward towards Black Hawk 2 while looking at Hajaj, he then TRIPS over Black Hawk 2's feet. Surprised he turns to face Black Hawk 2. MUSTAFA Oh, I am sorry for stepping on your toe, Black Hawk. I must be clumsy. Forgive me. Mustafa get closer to him and suddenly sends two fingers to Created using Celtx

121. Black Hawk’s face with a strong brush motion and BLACK SMUDGE comes off on his finger. Black Hawk 2's "mole" is gone. MUSTAFA Well, well, well. It seems our Black Hawk is not our Black Hawk. Mustafa grabs an EARBUD out of Black Hawk 2's ear. He holds it up. MUSTAFA Gentleman, this is our mole. He was transmitting our codes in real time to the enemy. Security, please take him away. TWO SECURITY PERSONNEL take Black Hawk 2 away. Mustafa steps on the Podium. MUSTAFA Gentleman. We have exactly thirty seconds left to create and submit a new code to neutralize the missiles and divert their trajectory. He takes his abacus, moves the beads for a few seconds, then shouts to the operators. MUSTAFA Transmit the code: alpha Romeo and beta Juliet: Mahmud and Delilah are my beloved goats. The technical teams enter the data frantically. Radar emits the codes. On the monitor, the display on all missiles change to ‘Nuclear Warheads Disarmed’. The audience roars and claps cheerfully. MUSTAFA And now let’s change the course of the missiles. Another technical team works frantically for couple of seconds and the missile replicas turn 180 degrees. A loud noise comes from the monitor, and one missile in the air makes a 180 degrees turn and flies in the opposite ________ _________ direction. Created using Celtx

122. The audience begins shouting for joy, then the second missile, the third, all the rest make a u-turn and fly in the opposite direction. The audience begins hugging each other, one hipster giving Pamela a big hug. Hajaj approaches a beautiful woman in the audience, but the man sitting next to her gives him a threatening look. He backs away. The male general throws up his baby and catches it in the air repeatedly out of joy. Mustafa and Pamela hug and kiss. Abigail mouths "she's lovely" to Mustafa. Mustafa blows her a kiss. Trump comes to hug Mustafa, but pulls back, frightened, when he sees Mustafa threatening him jokingly with his two fingers, as if he was going to wipe them on his face. EXT. THE SKY The missiles glide in the skies over a small map that shows their direction towards the Middle East. After a while they lose altitude over Teheran and they start exploding in the air one after another. On the ground, people in the streets look up ________ panicked as they explode. The explosions disperse thousands of small decorative boxes with small parachutes that glide to the ground. As they fall on the ground, people run away (at first fearing the boxes will explode) but when they realize there is no threat they open a few. Inside they find CHOCOLATE FIGURINES shaped like Ayatollah Khomeini and Ahmadinejad. After a few taste it and smile, the whole town grabs boxes and eat the chocolate, joyfully. CUT TO: INT. IRANIAN WAR ROOM Ayatola Khomeini's hologram is at the center and all the generals and staff are around him. Suddenly an OFFICER runs in, agitated. Created using Celtx

123. OFFICER Dear Supreme leader, the missiles changed course and flying above Teheran. They exploded, dropping small suspicious boxes all over. I brought some samples. Everyone in the room becomes quiet and looks frightened. AYATOLLA KHOMEINI The big Satans did it again. This Joker that we mistook for a fool has humiliated us. Officer, open a box carefully and tell us what you find there. The officer opens a box carefully, puts his hand in the box, takes out a few chocolate figurines. Ahmadinejad and Ayatollah Khomeini examine the figurines, smell them, then take a bite. AYATOLLAH KHOMEINI What is this joke? It is chocolate. Ahmadinejad takes a bite, satisfied, then takes a few more bites. AHMADINEJAD Not bad. Not bad at all, the chocolate. AYATOLLAH KHOMEINI What do you mean not bad? This chocolate is junk. This is American chocolate, it is 99% sugar. Like their junk food. It is probably Hershey’s chocolate. AHMADINEJAD Supreme leader, you are right. It is good enough to taste, but not good enough to devour. AYATOLLAH KHOMEINI Do you remember the Belgian chocolate we smuggled from Europe during the sanctions? That was premium chocolate. AHMADINEJAD Of course. No comparison. Created using Celtx

124. The generals and staff join them eating the chocolate from the rest of the boxes. CUT TO: INT. PENTAGON WAR AUDITORIUM Everyone cheers out of joy, hugging each other following the success of diverting the missiles. Then gradually all the characters in the room get into a single long line that begins moving out the auditorium into another huge, fancy ballroom. CUT TO: INT. FANCY BALLROOM Hava Nagila and Enesco’s Romanian Rhapsody no. 1 play in the background. The crowd creates a big circle, and they start dancing to the music joyfully. Suddenly a _______________________ large double door opens on the other side of the ballroom and another line of people enter, all the IRANIAN CHARACTERS. Leading are Ayatollah Khomeini's hologram, Ahmadinejad, White Hawk, the generals, the agents, and the assassins. All wearing transparent veils. The Iranian line enters the circle and creates another circle inside. All dance in harmony and at some point, the two circles begin mixing together creating many smaller circles. One circle is made of Mustafa, Pamela, Ayatollah Khomeini, Ahmadinejad, Trump and Melania, the man from the opera, his wife, and Abigail. Another circle is Black Hawk, Black Hawk 2, Dean Stuart and his wife, Hajaj, the beautiful woman he likes and her husband. During the dance, Trump dances with Melania. Suddenly she is pulled from his arms and he finds himself dancing with Dr. Fauci. Trump looks around for his wife and notices that Ahmadinejad is dancing with his wife.

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125. Trump makes a threatening sign to Ahmadinejad who responds with a sign to call him sometime later. Ahmadinejad smiling, executes a few complex dance movements with Melania to the horrified Trump. Trump exchanges his dance mate for Hillary and they dance looking at each other with loving eyes. In another circle a Hasidic man with big black hat and long beard is dancing with Ayatollah Khomeini's hologram. They hold each other by the beard while circling around in dance. They begin exchanging their hat and turban while dancing. Ayatollah Khomeini pulls down the threads of his Tassels, making a chime sound. Pamela disappears and shows up from one of the entrances with the goats Delila and Mahmud in her arms. Mustafa is overwhelmed and runs towards her with open arms. She puts the goats on the floor, opens her arms expecting him to hug her, but instead he bends down to hug the goats. Then he stands up and hugs Pamela, with the goats happily in their arms. They continue dancing as the music fades. FADE OUT.

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